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title challenger

2.8k, m/f, lewis/nico, seb + hetcedes implications, challengers AU

'Tell me it doesn't matter if I win tomorrow.'

'No.'

Nico Rosberg is a 5-time world champion with Mercedes. Lewis Hamilton, an exceptional, once in a generation karting talent whose career got cut off short after a knee injury, is his manager and wife.

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is that………..what i think it is

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'my love, the most important thing while baking is?'

'with love! 😃' [stirs bowl with the force of a v8 engine]

nico rosberg spent lockdown actually baking vegan cake with his family 18.04.20

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1995 french open, france' in the "(un)mentionables" chapter of (un)fashion - tibor kalman (2000)

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Max blind ranking his favorite movie genres:

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[MUFFLED SOBBING]

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So I've been looking for this one video and haven't been able to find it. I thought you, as number one nicologist of tumblr, of all people would know where it is

So this video where they look at old photos, I see it all the time in edits and shit but with my 5 seconds of searching I couldn't find it

Thanks in advance!<3

you can hear lewis go "I know you love me, man" while nico crawls on top of him... ahhhh bahrain 2008 🥹

so the only version of this lost footage exists in this video on dailymotion, which is dubbed in german (full 5 min video here) you can sort of make out what they are saying over the dub, here's the translations on twitter

but feel free to enjoy the gif sets and HD pictures <3

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The Intricate Rituals™ ft Nico Rosberg and Lewis Hamilton

Bahrain 2008

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accidentally turned into Roscoe at the end there

be real, blorbie, who’d you pick: sargent or latifi?

a billionaire's beloved son or a billionaire's estranged nephew? this isn't evens a question

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i love george russell so much, because he is such a tryhard with 0 introspection into how he comes off. the incredible dichotomy between behaving as a proper british company man in the press, but going absolutely psycho during the races. a cringe millennial trapped in the body of a bug, who gives away just how much he cares about others’ perception of him.

🧿👄🧿

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be real, blorbie, who’d you pick: sargent or latifi?

a billionaire's beloved son or a billionaire's estranged nephew? this isn't evens a question

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the french are always crying stfu nobody cares

#real

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flavio has been doing some ozempic, he is not giving intimidating italian that will crush you with his hug anymore :/

fernando doesn't wanna lose the dilf of his life to type 2 diabetes :(

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georges memeability from just existing actually comes from his complete sincerity and naked ambition which is raw and difficult to look at face value, like looking directly at the sun. thus we need the shield of irony and humour to deflect from looking at a guy who tries so very hard

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spending the weekend with zaddy... what're u upto evil old men

also why does fernando caption like a sugar baby

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oscar explaining 🥺