What if Jesus and Dostoevsky were something more than oomfs…
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I WILL NEVER DIE I WILL NEVER DIE I WILL NEVER DIE AUGUNJUKOOOLL save me yosano save me
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i feel like dazai and anime dazai are gonna become so separated anime dazai becomes his own character and then people are going to start drawing animezai x chuuya x dazai or animezai x dazai until its like the onceler and suddenly every zai is entirely different and people say "i ship wanzai x chuuya and animezai with magicalzai"
so i drew this to prepare
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Chuuya’s so funny because he literally shows up to do the bare minimum (unless Dazai is involved).
Like mfkr, you’re the strongest person in the world, what do you mean “oh no! he sliced through the helicopter blades! What are we going to do?!”
Your power is near limitless. Take your pick of defensive techniques. Throw him to space. Grind him to dust. Carry the helicopter away???
Why are you making people jump out of planes and sacrifice their lives when you can juggle the opps until their brains are mush?
He’s like “Mori said let them on the helicopter. I did my part.”
“Oh no; that kid and that guy from that place that Dazai occasionally volunteers at are strapped to bombs?” … “Well it’s my day off so more power to them.” ✌🏼
The absolute bare minimum. He’s so funny.
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i personally believe chuuya simply DIY-ed a makeshift leg cast with the stuff he found in prison but ended up bridal carrying dazai out anyways because they wouldn't have made it in time at that pace
bonus:
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local fail boy and his hot goth wife
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Fyodor is such a huge snitch for calling kunikida about dazai bringing alcohol inside the campus. He deserves it though.
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