#incorrect 911 quotes

[theotherbuckley]

incorrect tweets pt 13/?

[kinkley-are-adorkable-flirts]

Buck: “So, maybe we both have daddy issues?”

Tommy: “I don’t. I do have daddy solutions though.”

[emolionsrawr]

buck: did you know-

kidnapper: oh my god do you ever shut up?!

buck: *tears up* i'm sorry

kidnapper: look i'm just here to get ransom from your parents-

buck: *laughs* mum and dad don't care about me, we'll be here forever waiting

kidnapper: bobby and athena don't care about you?

buck: what- oh you meant THOSE parents, oh yeah you're screwed

kidnapper: what-

athena: *kicks the door open* WHERE'S MY BABY?!

kidnapper: *screams*

buck: hi mama!

athena: hi buckaroo!

bobby: kid you gotta stop getting yourself in these situations my heart can't take it!

[bellabrady]

incorrect buddie quotes part idk

[fckwinnchrstopher]

*Bobby interviewing Eddie for the 118*

Bobby: Alright everything looks fantastic so far, but here's one last thing I have to ask.

Bobby: how's your relationship with your father?

Eddie *extremely confused*: um.. not very good-

Bobby: -you're hired.

[incorrect911argoship]

Chris: Having gay parents is horrible! I mean, getting twice the usual amount of dad jokes is driving me insane.

Harry: Yeah, whenever I stay with my dad and David, they try to out dad joke the other while I cringe in the background.

Denny: You know what's worse? Getting stuck in an infinite loop of "Go ask your mom!"

[starsforbuckley]

INCORRECT 9-1-1 QUOTE

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Bobby: So... what’s goin’ on?

Buck: You want the long version or the short version?

Bobby, hesitantly: The short one, I guess?

Buck: Shit’s fucked.

Bobby: Oh. Well, yeah, that’s definitely not an optimal situation.

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• fandom: 9-1-1

[military-newsboys]

Buck: I have a boyfriend now. Maddie, encouragingly: A boyfriend? Buck: *Reflexively gives a panicked peace sign* Maddie: Two boyfriends?!?

[myownprivateclusterfuck]

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[911varietyposts]

The 118 on social media part 5/?

[babygirl-diaz]

Tommy: Where do you go every morning? I wake up at 3 in the morning and you're not there Buck: Oh... I go downstairs to the gym to lift weights Tommy: At 3 in the morning? What are you training for some kinda bodybuilding competition? You're getting jacked, by the way. Buck: No, I just wanna be able to pick you up and fuck you against the wall Tommy: Tommy: Are you calling me heavy? Buck: What? No! That's not what I'm saying! Tommy, turning away from him in the bed: Well, it sure sounds like it! Buck: I just meant all my previous partners, I've been able to pick them up- Tommy: So you ARE calling me fat? Buck: I think I should shut up now. I am really bucking this up. Tommy: I'd say so, yeah. Oh and Evan? Buck: Yeah Tommy: Get out Buck: This is my room Tommy: I said what I said

[theotherbuckley]

incorrect tweets pt 12/?

[veryincorrect118]

Buck: Okay, truth or dare?

Eddie: Truth

Buck: How many hours have you slept this week?

Eddie:

Eddie: ...Dare

Buck: Go to bed.

Eddie: I don’t like this game.

[kinkley-are-adorkable-flirts]

Buck: “Babe, can you put a new load in?”

Tommy: “Oh I’ll put a new load in ya…”

Buck: “A load of laundry, Thomas! The laundry! Or should I call you Grand Supreme Commando?”

[hisbucky]

*how the bucktommy date actually went* Buck: So maybe we both have daddy issues. Tommy, looking pointedly: I don't. Buck: But you think I do? Tommy: God I hope so. Me, watching:

[bellabrady]