#incorrect hoa quotes

[incorrectsibunaquotes]

Patricia: What’s wrong with your son?

Mr. Sweet: Nothing. He’s beautiful.

Patricia: I didn't say he was ugly, I asked what was wrong with him.

[matixsstuff]

[incorrectquotesofmylife]

My dear mutual, have you realized that you are one of the funniest people I have met???

@dalikmata6

[prvttystvr]

Jason: I can take the Iraqi soldier

Eric: in a fight, right?

Jason, taking of his shirt:

Eric:

Eric: … in a fight … right?

[joysmercer]

mara: *peeps into the hallway* are you guys coming to class? nina: *quickly jumps away from fabian* yeah!!! nina: i was just...helping fabian...tie his shoe. mara: fabian: i'm getting you improv lessons for christmas. it's time.

[house-of-secrets]

Jerome, out of breath: Who wants to make five quid?

Nina: How?

Jerome: I need someone to take the fall.

Victor, in the distance: Oh, my God!!

Fabian: What did you do?!

Jeorme: I can’t tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.

Victor, louder: OH, MY GOD!!

Alfie: Make it ten.

Jerome: Deal. You’re a good friend.

Jerome, dragging Alfie by his collar: Victor! I got him! I got him!

[molotovmetro]

Merwin: "Hey, Salim's got a kid right?"

Jason: "Yeah, why?"

Merwin, grabbing him by the shoulders: "Jason. This is what we have been training for. You have the chance to put YEARS of theory into practice. You're the chosen one, man. The stars have aligned to give you the opportunity to become a legend. Do not let us down."

Jason: "I'm not gonna make a 'your dad' joke to Zain, Merwin. "

Later

Zain, walking into his house: "Jason? What are you doing?"

Jason, with no hesitation: "Your dad."

[mask-of-anubis]

Alfie: Any luck with the gem?

Jerome: No. I’m so depressed. Mara gave me this “Good Job” sticker just for waking up.

Alfie: Ugh it’s like you’re dating a teacher.

Jerome: I know, it’s so hot.

[sicksicksixx]

jason: fuck you

salim: fuck me yourself, you coward

[108garys]

@kassiekolchek22 @delurkr @badideaart Incorrect quotes Kurum/Balathu addition(because there aren't many prominent characters in the hoa prologue and I don't feel to include naram sin)

Much like the little hope post I'll do all the eras so the Hodgson expedition up next

[incorrectsibunaquotes]

Mara, about Jerome: I could fix him.

Alfie: He has like four other people trying to fix him. I'm one of them.

Mara: Wait what —

Alfie: We're starting to look like a construction crew.

[she-is-miller]

[flamingfalcon3]

Eddie: Don’t mansplain this to me!

Patricia: Wh- I’m a woman! I can't mansplain anything to you!

Eddie: …Well, I’m a feminist, and I believe a woman can do anything a man does!

[prvttystvr]

Eric: are you racist?

Jason: my best friend is Nick and I’m dating Salim

Rachel: he’s dodging the question

[joysmercer]

patricia: whenever i have a disagreement with someone, i find the best course of action is to simply pretend they are dead.

[house-of-secrets]

Fabian: How was the mission?

Nina: We only came close to dying six or seven times, which I thought was pretty good.