Jaune: I was getting kind of home sick, so I decided to make some of my mom's dessert recipes to make me feel better.
Pyrrha: Oh, like what?
Jaune: Well, tonight I'm making my mom's 7 layer cookies and-
*JNPR's dorm door is blown down*
Ruby: *standing in the doorway, breathing heavily* Finish making the cookies, then take your pants off.
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Jaune: O-Okay, so, uh, here goes...
Jaune: D... Darling. Honey. Cupcake. Doll face. Uh, marshmallow! Lambchop.
Jaune: Wait, lambchop? No. Uh... B... B... B...
Jaune: Babe?
How does your Jaune ship react?
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Lady of the Sea of Dunes
Idea!
The Schnee's are from, Vaccuo, instead of. Atlas.
The Schnee's are faunas's.
And, Weiss is a white haired, tanned skin, fox faunas.
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Jaune: My thanks for rescuing me... I got lost from my party during a Grimm attack... Those dessert crawlers are absolute bastards.Dragged me for miles before I killed the dammed thing.
SDC Guard: No problem my good man. We are happy to help anyone in their time of need. The desert is a treacherous place after all. We either stand together as one, or fall to the sands alone.
Jaune: Wise words. It’s a shame only a few follow such words with their hearts, and not their lips.
SDC G: A true shame indeed.
Jaune: Hmm? Your uniform; are you a part of the Schnee Dynasty Corp?
SDC G: Yes. I am a proud member of the Schnee Dynasty Corp. Proud defender of her, Royal Highness people, and all of her holdings.
Jaune: So, is that akin to a like a police force, a military, or a royal guard?
SDC G2: Something like that, they are all under the same umbrella, but they are separate organizations.
Jaune: It’s only like that because you couldn’t come up with a catchy name for the rest, eh?
SDC G: Ha!
SDC G2: They tried.
Jaune: Ha. Hey, do you guys have a CCTS system I can hook up to? I need to catch up with my teammates, I need to let them know that I’m not dead.
SDC G2: That can be arranged.
SDC G: Yes, we wouldn’t want you friends to think you’re dead.
Jaune: Oh thanks! I greatly apricate that.
SDC G: Of course, but before we do that, one of the Ladies of the Desert wishes to see you.
Jaune: Ladies of the Desert? What’s that?
SDC G2: The Ladies of the Schnee family, are often called the, Ladies of the Desert. One of them wishes to meet the, Huntsmen that came here. That's not a problem now is it?
Jaune: A problem? No, no not at all. It would be rude if I don't thank my benefactor for saving me personally.
SDC G2: That's good! Ah. we're here! The royal palace.
Jaune: (Whistles~!) I like what you've done with the place.
SDC G: Thank you.
Jaune: So, who am I seeing? I like to be prepared so I don’t make an ass of myself in front of someone important. Again…
SDC G2: You will be meeting her majesty the Lady of the Dune Seas.
Jaune: The Lady of the what?
SDC G3: Now presenting! The Lady of the Dune Sea: Weiss Schnee!
Weiss: Hello, noble Huntsmen! I welcome you to my humble abode. I am, Princess Weiss Schnee, the Lady of the Dune Seas. What is your name?
Jaune: ...
Weiss: ...?
SDC G3: Your name sir huntsmen?
Jaune: Huw, what?! Oh yeah! My name is, Jaune Schnee... Arc! Jaune Arc! N-Nice to meet you..
Weiss: Jaune.. Schnee? Oh my~! How bold of you~!
Jaune: Yes... Bold, and stupid...
Weiss: Fufufu~! I like you~! I think I’ll make you mine~!
Jaune: ...
Jaune: Yay!
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Neptune: Woah! Watch out, a shark!
Shark Faunus Jaune: Hey, relax! You’re more likely to be killed by a cow than by a shark, you know!
Neptune: Phew! What a relief! 😮💨
Cow Faunus Nora:
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Jaune: *Absolutely destroying Yang in a multi-player game*
Yang: Fucking dammit! Is this all you've done your whole life? Have you ever even seen a fucking vagina?
Jaune: I saw your sister's last night.
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