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yes, babe, you’re sick and twisted, will you come back to bed- what? yes, of course you’re evil and irredeemable. now can you please cuddle with me
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oh and that gap in my resume is when i was digging my own grave
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pick one you bald genderless idiot
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the urge to just lay down and let time pass you by forever. it’s called clinical depression
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Oh I love this so much
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great pyrenees are so fucking awesome theyre just big. if i didnt think that owning one was a supremely bad idea for me in particular id get one. i just think itd become my boss or something. im too lazy for a working breed truly
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