#/started a new thread in hopes it'll appear on the dash >:(

[sophiethills]

smooth talker, huh? you sure know how to charm a girl with that beautiful date talk. i'll take the super friend title but thinking about it better, only if it comes with a cape. what i had something to ask you... hmm, let's see, yeah, there was something... if you were a superhero, what would your superpower be? and no, charming the pants off of sentient beings doesn't count. i mean, not that you're doing that. i'm fully pantaloned, thank you very much. and, for the record, you can be quite taken by me all you want—just remember that i don't come with a return policy, sophie turner. did you, urm, enjoy my birthday gift?

Charming is just part of my DNA - or maybe it's just because I'm British. We'll figure that one out later. I'll go and find you the best cape the world has to offer. That's what you deserve. Or maybe I'll get someone to make a custom one. If I was a superhero then I'd want to be able to be able to turn invisible. You know like Violet from The Incredibles? As a kid I had the biggest crush on her. And I can't believe I'm admitting that. So are you saying that I'm not going to be able to cash in birthday sex tonight? That's quite disappointing. Why would I want to return you, Zoey? So far - I don't aee any reason to. Enjoy my gift? Zo, that's the nicest thing anyone has ever written to me. Before I met you - I was in the darkest of places and I didn't see a way to get out of it. Sometimes I was only still going because of my kids. You make me feel alive again. Like there's something more to life than just going through the motions of waking up, getting ready for the day and then putting a smile on my face to make people believe that I was happy. I don't have to pretend anymore. I feel like I'm breathing again. And I know that's a lot to put on one person - and maybe it's not fair to do so. But that's how you make me feel. So to answer your birthday hope... I'd love to go to the zoo with you and the girls. Oh. And I'm your girlfriend. Absolutely. @zdcutch