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@hazbinned replied to your post:
PLEASE CLICK THE VOXTEK SCAM LINK, FOR YOUR SAFETY. TRUST US!!!!
"What the fuck is voxtek..."
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"...oh, that arrangement of plants is most exquisite."
"Uh. That thing's got, like. Mace."
|| @sweet-chimera
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"Well, there's quite a few that want the D..."
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"Anyway, people eat chicken wings or frogs or even squirrels and no one bats an eye about how little meat is on them, but gods forbid I eat hands. Make it make sense."
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A collection, by me.
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May she have this dance …. May she please have this knife dance with the octopus
May she also have this cool butterfly knife in exchange of her butcher knife
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No Nut November? Easy -- you can replace most nuts in your diet with seeds or beans.
He's gonna make some roasted chickpeas.
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"...Y'do fuckin' realize biting's a common kink, right?"
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...on the behalf of the entire Astral Express, he would like to put out a statement that only Caelus may possibly be in possession of a JO Crystal and that no one else on board has one. If it exists at all.
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wow (inheritsnothing)
"i regret nothing."
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/ ONE MORE-
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Cinead: Aye, my wife and I saw ya' from across the bar and we fuckin' hate yer vibe. I'm gonna 'ave ta' kick yer ass.
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❝ clearly, i need to rethink my choice in allies. ❞
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@bloodtwin | Cont from here
"Of course I knew it was Gale, that's why I stabbed him. I thought he'd look hotter covered in blood and what can I say? I was right." Casts Revivify before anyone else starts complaining.
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“ I support women’s rights and their wrongs. “
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