#[This will change and reports will eventually surface when out of hiding; And when they're in Objecthead controlled territory proper]

[ask-misfits-of-war]

Your Brilliance, that's where you are wrong!

*a wizard covered in stitches and bullet holes manifests from where that raspy voice was coming from, wearing broken glasses*

*ahem* Buddy, buddy, I've seen plenty of fruitfolk and other entities similar to them, and trust me, this is the most important information I can give you. I don't have a point in lying since the truth is far more amusing than what I can conjure up.

There is an augmented weapon running around, and it's clearly a pomegranate, I've seen pomegranates before and trust me, this one's different. I'm actually rather surprised you didn't get like, any reports from your soldiers or anything.

This one's far too tall, can fly, and I've seen them with some weird ahh holy sword before. I've got a rosary here in my pocket and they didn't like, convulse or like have any reaction to it when I got close. No seriously, I swear on my grave when I say that not much happened.

But hey, what am I to say? I also know one of your soldiers ran away from battle, a sword object head I believe. But hey, maybe this is all bullshit in your sight, you seem to be VERY PARANOID afterall.

"How are you even walking, let alone alive...?"

"Regardless…with the…recent event on the battlefield, we—Pardon, did you say a sword? Were they from the recently deceased squadron? If they retreated, there’s a chance that soldier is still alive…"

"Fetch me records of those in the unit and see if there were any swords in service! Weapon-headed objects are rather uncommon, especially in this age…they often make for formidable soldiers, however."

"If…that dragonfruit wouldn't dare order something like that, would he..? She wouldn't…right? They…an augmented weapon…? It can't be. It.. it can't be true, can it…?"