#^ idk how this post sounds but I'm not being mean or ironic or overly positive either. like it was fun :) you know what I mean

[g4rchomp]

my review of the mario movie

fun and entertaining with really really beautiful animations

bowser musical number(s). kids screaming laughing crying in the room

plumber sex joke within the first 10 minutes of the movie (in the french version at least)

embarrassing 'I need a hero' moment, you will never be shrek

on the topic of shrek: toad is basically just donkey

amazing orchestral music pieces from the games

3 real life songs that clearly say "we want to appeal to millennials who listened to their white dad's music"

dixie kong on screen for a few seconds <3 I love her so much

fun easter eggs you know are gonna appear in every IGN listicles for the next 3 months

fun overall :) kids around you will sing the bowser song for the next 5 days (practice your dramatic villain skills)