" You're not supposed to like being hunted. "
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What do you mean this river is sticks? It looks like flowing water to him.
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Earth courtships are an oddity..
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Today is a day of relaxing and watching the drama, ignorance, and foolishness of others.
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How’s it feel having your pretty lady back, Broly? 👀
He's fine.
leave him to have his heart attack because it's currently pounding out his chest and he doesn't know what to do about it than lay there and accept his death.
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"I'm leaving for the weekend, so I hid a card with $100 credit in your room for food. Clean your room, and you will find it." (🥦)
" Only a $100? It's like you WANT me to STARVE. "
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These Earthlings not supposed to enjoy being HUNTED.
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She's simply just gonna plop in the brute's lap and bite upon the broad chest. It was a simple love bite, that was all. / Monke.
" ...Ah..? "
The unexpected bite caused a croaking squeak to ratchet out his throat, bewilderment plainly scrawled across his face as he looked at the woman. Several blinks stared at her, flicking between her face and the mark left to his skin. His tail curled over itself behind him, flexing and relaxing to sweep gently as he processed the fact she had given him what he could only consider was an Earth custom of affection. Looking at the mark, he wasn't sure if he was meant to reciprocate or perform something to please his mate as he stared almost dumbstruck before looking at her with a tilt of his head.
Jaws parted slightly, lips lightly showing the prominence of fangs that would deliver puncture to their points than leave the mark set by human teeth. Hesitation paused at him, slowly closing his mouth as his ignorance on Earth courtship was admitted and forced out between his teeth.
" .. What am I meant to do in response? "
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❝ what kind of steroids are you taking? ❞ - 🥦
" Is that a food? " Fate should be considered fortunate for the residing Brute was caught in a rare state of passivity. Detached from what felt like the world, the noise and colors within his desert realm shifted to a toned out grey to the gaze of his eyes before he looked upon what he assumed was yet another Earthling having strayed or intentionally arrived. Be it either way, he had no intention to fight or prey as the muted fog within his brain kept him in a lingering state of disassociation.
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"So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?" 🕷️ to 🥦 😏
" Well, duh. What kind of question is that? "
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....There is a peelable banana candy and he is nowhere strong enough to resist..
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🥦 WANTED! + $420,000,000,000.69 for not wanting a piece of this sweet ass. Not even a nibble.
Send "WANTED!" + the amount of bounty in my muse's head and what crime they committed
" How, exactly, to you think someone is going to collect this bounty? Let alone do you even possess that much money considering how much you complain of your payment from your boss? "
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Why is he getting wanted posters..
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Great, there's TWO of them.
He's going back to bed.
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Is she scary yet, Broccoli man?
" Have you finally embraced your animal instincts and tore off that head from your prey to wear as a crown proclaiming your victory? "
He supposed that the.. horned head or whatever it was, at least made that runt maybe several inches taller but the matter of intimidation could use more work. The bright pink hue could serve as a potential warning of poison and those horns were of some distinction.. now if only the rest of that wolf pup wasn't still soft and squishy.
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Bakura vc:🖕
Easy as it would've been to simply mimic the offending gesture, a far more petty idea trailed its way into his mind as the gleaming fangs were brandished like a set of daggers. The corners of his mouth hooked upwards, spreading open his lips into a taunting smirk to reveal the deadly points with a chortle quaking at his chest. Then, just to twist the knife in deeper; the Brute parted his jaws and slowly licked his tongue over his fangs while maintaining perfect eye contact with the other.
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