#ˑ༄ؘ ۪۪۫۫ ▹| [ Runaway Skull [✧] PJ ] |◃ ۪۪۫۫ ༄ؘ ˑ

[mnstcrbnll]

@skullkxd

hey Peej quick question. If I had perhaps maybe possibly defied boss’ orders would you narc on me

"Dude. You know I'd go to hell 'n back for ya."

Hand on shoulder.

"But I ain't messin' with the boss-- Did you try to sneak twenty-seven Rattatas in the kitchen again?"

[mnstcrbnll]

[ btw before pride ends. hi ]

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[mnstcrbnll]

@yvelgr ► zygarde-zing

stares at peej . stares . stares . stares .

"...?

...

...the fuck you lookin' at you funky little, uh."

why the hell Ree picks up the weirdest fucking Pokèmon WHAT IS THIS ONE--

"...buddy?"

[mnstcrbnll]

⏳ Peej

[ backstory ; ACCEPTING ]

"...I saw Rayquaza once, y'know?"

He sighs, legs dangling over his bed, his back on his old clothes.

"I was... shit, when was it. Seven? Eight-- well whatever, point is. I saw him. And y'know, it ain't that much for ya, I get it, you befriend Legendaries every week but-

When you're, like... the former Champion's shitty little guy who can barely hold a Pokèball right, that's huge. It's like Ho-Oh for Johtonians, I guess. Like some protagonist shit. That guy doesn't show up for the first asshole."

...he shrugs a bit.

"Meeeeeh. Guess even a god can be a little sloppy every now and then."

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"...

okay. anyway."

now again with his Ree Voice:

"AYO ANYONE WANNA MENTOR ME? ANY CHAMPION???"

[mnstcrbnll]

"WHITE WOMAN JUMPSCARE"

[mnstcrbnll]

^ clueless and currently dead after eating one mochi too much

[mnstcrbnll]

PEEJ I made dinner for you

every single time they pull some bullshit like this he doesn't know if he should be impressed or genuinely worried for their mental health

[mnstcrbnll]

@skullkxd​:

Hey, Peej, I don’t have any matches today — you wanna go check out lavender town? I’ve heard spooky shit goes on there

“...ain’t that the place where ya listen to a song the ghosts sing and then you commit sudoku or somethin’--”

[mnstcrbnll]

@picavecalyx

[ x ]

Cool. Nice chat so far. Got a pic of a bird? So that's cool. He isn't sure why he decided to send her a message in the first place, really - he just saw that number, figured he was bored enough to chat, and rolled with it.

Honestly, he didn't expect to get a reply that quickly.

[ TXT ] [ a pic of him and his funny little zubat ] [ TXT ] im cool. nothing new over there in baguetteland? [ TXT ] or whatever you guys eat over in kalos [ TXT ] slugmaland? lmao

A pause

[ TXT ] wait rq [ TXT ] *do* you guys eat slugmas fr

[mnstcrbnll]

@skullkxd

“Peej!” They hold up an iron bundle. “Check out the little guy I found in the woods. Want to bring him to one of the condemned houses and have him blow it up with ice beam.”

"dude consider leaving some fucked up pseudo-legendary or otherwise really fuckin' weird Pokèmon for literally anyone else for once."

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"Oh the ugliest fuckin' car is parket outside Po Town.

... ...I'm gonna tag it."

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⚠️ also BROKE REDS BEDFRAME AND LET ME TAKE THE BLAME

[ shame time ; ACCEPTING ]

"BETRAYAL???"

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"it was a cool wimpod."

[mnstcrbnll]

don't make a joke about venting don't make a joke about among us don't make a joke about being sus you're better than that you're BETTER than THAT-