#“im gonna be a sfw content creator and it's going to be cute!!!” proceeds to get blocked by a certain green man filled with malicious intent

[ask-court-genshin]

OOC: damn it al haitham how am I supposed to emotionally recover from the fact you fricking bamboozled me into matching you up with Mei THREE TIMES IN A R O W????

This is some cursed yandere!soulmate sht. I thought I at least escaped 70% of my yandere acc's traces. How do I even explain this to Mister Zhongli? I'm not making a good case here since I'm 1) Khaenri'ahn and 2) have a history of being an internet gremlin.

HELP. I DON'T WANT A METEOR TO FALL DOWN—

Let's just. Let's just pretend the past never happened omg wow you got al haitham!!! He's so nice!!! He's not protective enough to install strange applications in your devices!!! He's also not the type who would plan ahead to make sure his soulmate will end up with him!!! (Copium)

At this point, Mei and Al Haitham has a fanfic worthy relationship. Him being King Deshret and her being Nabu Malikata in the past, then in the next modern reincarnation he's her deranged boss— and in an alternate universe he's (hopefully) a sane individual who drags her out just to study runes. It sounds like some bizarra manhwa 😔😔😔😔