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taiyodoroki · 4 years

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@aptlyattorney replied to your post:

“That’s something you guys tried?”

“Keyword: tried. As you could probably tell, since I’m not even 5′10, it didn’t work. We just ended up with an extra pair of arms... and extra fringes........ and an extra eye...................”

#// all apollos were given the short end of the stick in terms of height huh lol #aptlyattorney #☆ → ᴄᴏᴜʀᴛ ɪs ɴᴏᴡ ɪɴ sᴇssɪᴏɴ! (ic.)#☆ → ᴍʏ ʜᴀɪʀ's ɢᴇʟʟᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴇʀꜰᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴ. (crack.)

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taiyodoroki · 4 years

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“I wonder if we could fuse correctly this time... There’s some different Apollos than before, after all.”

#// thinking about.. apollgamation #// i couldn't fall asleep last night and i'm so exhausted lol #// me: nooooo i'm supposed to rest and function properly!!!!#// my brain: haha thoughts go weee #☆ → ᴄᴏᴜʀᴛ ɪs ɴᴏᴡ ɪɴ sᴇssɪᴏɴ! (ic.)#☆ → ᴍʏ ʜᴀɪʀ's ɢᴇʟʟᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴇʀꜰᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴ. (crack.)

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taiyodoroki · 4 years

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“... In front of my salad?”

#// WARESY56R GUYS PLS #// take a metapollo #☆ → ᴄᴏᴜʀᴛ ɪs ɴᴏᴡ ɪɴ sᴇssɪᴏɴ! (ic.)#☆ → ᴊᴏɪɴ ᴍᴇ! (dash.)#☆ → ᴍʏ ʜᴀɪʀ's ɢᴇʟʟᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴇʀꜰᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴ. (crack.)

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taiyodoroki · 4 years

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@loudfeathers said: Objective located. It taps repeatedly wherever the cornchips are waved at it. Give. Give now.

Slowly opens the door again to set down a plate stacked with corn chips. "Um, here you go, buddy...”

#// the goose knows what it wants #// i can appreciate that sryetrge #loudfeathers #☆ → ᴄᴏᴜʀᴛ ɪs ɴᴏᴡ ɪɴ sᴇssɪᴏɴ! (ic.)#☆ → ᴍʏ ʜᴀɪʀ's ɢᴇʟʟᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴇʀꜰᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴ. (crack.)

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taiyodoroki · 4 years

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@loudfeathers said: Honk.

..... Slowly closes his door again. He’s seen enough TV to know what comes next.

#// SGRDYTFY I CERTAINLY WASN'T EXPECTING YOU WOULD TRY TO FIGHT ME AS THE GOOSE #// you can't hurt me apollo is my meat shield #loudfeathers #☆ → ᴄᴏᴜʀᴛ ɪs ɴᴏᴡ ɪɴ sᴇssɪᴏɴ! (ic.)#☆ → ᴍʏ ʜᴀɪʀ's ɢᴇʟʟᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴇʀꜰᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴ. (crack.)

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taiyodoroki · 4 years

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@vankarmas replied to your post:

i will whip you into shape.

“U-Uh...! You wouldn’t happen t-to mean that figuratively, would you?” I’m not going to actually get whipped, right?

......................................... RIGHT!?

#// rip apollo. he will be missed #vankarmas #☆ → ᴄᴏᴜʀᴛ ɪs ɴᴏᴡ ɪɴ sᴇssɪᴏɴ! (ic.)#☆ → ᴍʏ ʜᴀɪʀ's ɢᴇʟʟᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴇʀꜰᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴ. (crack.)

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taiyodoroki · 4 years

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Apollo throws a crumpled up paper at a recycle bin from across the room.

“YEET!”

The paper bounces off the wall and into the bin. Nice shot, Justice!

“Save the planet, pohlkunkans.”

#// apollo vc a good way to recycle glass is to eat it #// wii sports announcer vc NICE SHOT #☆ → ᴄᴏᴜʀᴛ ɪs ɴᴏᴡ ɪɴ sᴇssɪᴏɴ! (ic.)#☆ → ᴍʏ ʜᴀɪʀ's ɢᴇʟʟᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴇʀꜰᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴ. (crack.)#// it's earth day y'all so remember to save the planet by throwing your victims into the compost

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taiyodoroki · 5 years

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bicth-

#// yes i misspelled that on purpose tryut #☆ → ᴄᴏᴜʀᴛ ɪs ɴᴏᴡ ɪɴ sᴇssɪᴏɴ! (ic.)#☆ → ᴍʏ ʜᴀɪʀ's ɢᴇʟʟᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴇʀꜰᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴ. (crack.)#☆ → ᴊᴏɪɴ ᴍᴇ! (dash.)

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taiyodoroki · 5 years

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@crossed--fates replied to apollo’s successful murder?:

“Proud of you, my pupil.”

“Thank you sensei, I have trained well for this day.” A pause.

“.... I didn’t mean to kill him though, just shoot him in the shoulder.... Again.”

#// bro you just killed a man how are you so calm #☆ → ᴍʏ ʜᴀɪʀ's ɢᴇʟʟᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴇʀꜰᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴ. (crack.)#crossed--fates #crossed--fates ; shard

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taiyodoroki · 5 years

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@twiceminded: took the L

“Wait... did I just kill him?” Does he have to go into hiding again!?

#// WHEN WILL YOU LEARN. WHEN WILL YOU LEARN.#// THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!!!!#☆ → ᴍʏ ʜᴀɪʀ's ɢᴇʟʟᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴇʀꜰᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴ. (crack.)#twiceminded

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taiyodoroki · 5 years

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@crossed--fates replied to your post:

“A very ANGRY corpse, might I add”

“See, what you need is a gun some therapy.” You’re one to talk, Apollo.

#// both Gun and therapy references today. nice.#☆ → ᴄᴏᴜʀᴛ ɪs ɴᴏᴡ ɪɴ sᴇssɪᴏɴ! (ic.)#☆ → ᴍʏ ʜᴀɪʀ's ɢᴇʟʟᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴇʀꜰᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴ. (crack.)#crossed--fates

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taiyodoroki · 5 years

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Kazuma just. Grabs the bracelet off of his arm and books it.

“Whoa!” Apollo barely catches himself from falling when someone harshly tugs on his wrist, bolting off. “Geez, what a pohlku-”

His bracelet is gone.

“MAH BRACELET!!!”

#// he didn't see kazu he's too fast like sanic #☆ → ᴄᴏᴜʀᴛ ɪs ɴᴏᴡ ɪɴ sᴇssɪᴏɴ! (ic.)#☆ → ɴᴏ ꜰᴜʀᴛʜᴇʀ ǫᴜᴇsᴛɪᴏɴs ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜᴏɴᴏʀ. (answered.)#☆ → ᴍʏ ʜᴀɪʀ's ɢᴇʟʟᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴇʀꜰᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴ. (crack.)#akaihachimaki

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taiyodoroki · 5 years

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I thought GUN stands for General Usage Network

DON’T CALL MY BLUFF ANON WE DON’T NEED MORE VICTIMS MY GOD-

“There are different ways to interpret it, I guess.”

#// SH ANON QUIET GHOST MAN WILL HEAR YOU #☆ → ᴄᴏᴜʀᴛ ɪs ɴᴏᴡ ɪɴ sᴇssɪᴏɴ! (ic.)#☆ → ᴍʏ ʜᴀɪʀ's ɢᴇʟʟᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴇʀꜰᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴ. (crack.)#☆ → ɴᴏ ꜰᴜʀᴛʜᴇʀ ǫᴜᴇsᴛɪᴏɴs ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜᴏɴᴏʀ. (answered.)

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taiyodoroki · 5 years

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“Hey Yomiel...”

#// < BU #hosttrick #☆ → ᴄᴏᴜʀᴛ ɪs ɴᴏᴡ ɪɴ sᴇssɪᴏɴ! (ic.)#☆ → ᴍʏ ʜᴀɪʀ's ɢᴇʟʟᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴇʀꜰᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴ. (crack.)#☆ → ᴊᴏɪɴ ᴍᴇ! (dash.)

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taiyodoroki · 5 years

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you've yeed your last haw... :pensive_cowboy: :gunright:

“Sorry sheriff, but this town ain’t big enough for the both of us. You better head back down to that old town road, or I’ll hafta’ put a few holes into that cowboy hat from Gucci.”

#// I GOT THE HORSES IN THE BACK #☆ → ᴄᴏᴜʀᴛ ɪs ɴᴏᴡ ɪɴ sᴇssɪᴏɴ! (ic.)#☆ → ᴍʏ ʜᴀɪʀ's ɢᴇʟʟᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴇʀꜰᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴ. (crack.)#☆ → ɴᴏ ꜰᴜʀᴛʜᴇʀ ǫᴜᴇsᴛɪᴏɴs ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜᴏɴᴏʀ. (answered.)#karumakissed

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taiyodoroki · 5 years

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"Yomiel, let's face it... ninety nine percent of the time it's your fault. So, who did you piss off this time...?"

#// djjfjh poor yomiel #☆ → ᴄᴏᴜʀᴛ ɪs ɴᴏᴡ ɪɴ sᴇssɪᴏɴ! (ic.)#☆ → ᴍʏ ʜᴀɪʀ's ɢᴇʟʟᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴇʀꜰᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴ. (crack.)#hosttrick #mobile - //#// hmm... maybe i should make a mobile tag lol

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