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Should I be surprised that this was the secret goodie I liked your post for?
No.... but nonetheless these make me laugh so thank you!
From your neighbor uo North, enjoy your holiday!! 💛💛
Glide through the serene backwaters of Kadamakkudy on a traditional shikara boat with Ben's Holidays. Experience the beauty of Kerala and unwind in nature.
Chugging down the backwaters of Kerala on Ben's Holidays double decker boat! This is the perfect way to relax and enjoy the beautiful scenery of Kadamakkudy, Kochi.
Glide through the scenic backwaters of Kerala on a traditional shikara boat with Ben's Holidays. Escape the hustle and bustle and discover the beauty of Kerala's waterways.
Explore Kadamakkudy : Unwind on private houseboats, kayak the scenic Kochi Backwaters, explore islands, and relax by the riverside. Kayak adventure in Kadmakkudy with Ben's Holidays.