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bestworstcase · 9 months ago

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Farran actually passed away 11 days ago and her posting duties will be taken over by a new Farran AI. Our coding team asked it what it thought of Salem and it used so much power typing the result that our entire city block had a blackout for a week, so we think it's basically ready now.

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really what happened (to elaborate on ‘swimming in javascript’) is i had a weeklong+ fistfight with the tumblr api. for…enrichment

#note that i haven’t touched js in years prior so where it started was like #''…whats the js syntax for case statements i forgor''#i wouldn’t say a learning curve because i do like Know javascript but man #gandalf meme i have no memory of this place #i hate the js if/then/else syntax by the way it is so ugly. hatred and rage

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