We’re Back! A Dinosaur’s Story
Welcome to the 'highglossfinish' room.
Jalaperilo: yo!
Knock Out: Hello there!
Jalaperilo: been a while since i dropped by
Jalaperilo: omg, I was JUST listening to Sawbones!
Knock Out: But how good to have you!
Jalaperilo: find the clip where justin looses it when sydnee uses the word 'exquisit' in medical terminology
Knock Out: Do you have a link by any chance?
Jalaperilo: Sawbones. If you wanna be disguisted by human medical history, its the go to podcast
thenightetc: Fun fact, it creeps me the hell out when someone keeps saying my name.
Jalaperilo: hahah
Knock Out: I love the sound of my own name, but that's just me and anything pertaining to myself.
thenightetc: ...Okay, this IS pretty funny
Jalaperilo: I'm with thenight. it annoys me if i hear my name too much
Jalaperilo: it means people want things from me
thenightetc: Yeah.
thenightetc: It's... smarmy.
thenightetc: In the worst way.
Jalaperilo: yup
thenightetc: So what are we watching? Good movie or movie to mock?
Knock Out: Pure mockery!
Jalaperilo: julia child??
Knock Out: Oh yes.
Jalaperilo: nice
thenightetc: Oh, boy!
thenightetc: *could do with some mocking after today*
thenightetc: Worms aren't that elastic
Jalaperilo: birds also dont have quiffs
thenightetc: ...Is this... a sequel?
Knock Out: No, thankfully.
Knock Out: "Yes. But technically speaking, ain't you?"
thenightetc: Haha, did they give the t-rex herbivore teeth?
Jalaperilo: true
Jalaperilo: did they come from dinosaurs or just pteradons?
Knock Out: Oh, pterosaurs aren't dinosaurs. Breakdown is adamant on that one.
Jalaperilo: pteranodon*
Jalaperilo: i know
Jalaperilo: i didt know if birds came from dinosaurs or just pteranodons
Knock Out: That's another thing this movie likes to drive home. Some organics eat meat and that's terrible.
thenightetc: Only if the meat has a face! Which, uh, in this movie apparently it does, going by the worm and the fish.
Knock Out: Oh! They came from dinosaurs, apparently.
thenightetc: oh my god
thenightetc: What--what's in that stuff
Knock Out: Nothing good.
Jalaperilo: if only it was that easy to make Grimlock docile lol
Knock Out: If someone did that to Grimlock, I'm fairly sure it would constitute a crime.
thenightetc: Ahhhh, so it's okay to eat meat that somebody ELSE killed.
Knock Out: But not okay to be a massive animal and step on things by accident.
Jalaperilo: people need to remember that its ok to decide to not eat meat, but it WAS the reason we evolved to be so cognizent as a species
Jalaperilo: no its not
Knock Out: Smart enough to make up their own minds, but not smart enough to know what lunch is.
Knock Out: Or what children are.
thenightetc: This, uh, seems very morally dubious.
thenightetc: Just go ahead and create some people because some kids want to meet them
Knock Out: Why create some people when you can kidnap them?
thenightetc: Wellllll, they were just animals before. He made them INTO people.
Zephra85: OMG I saw the description on the tumblr post and and immedietely knew
Zephra85: 'OMG WE'RE BACK'
Zephra85: Also hi everyone!
Knock Out: Welcome to the disaster, Zephra human!
thenightetc: Hi!
Jalaperilo: yo yo
Zephra85: I was obsessed with this movie a sa child
thenightetc: That seems like an incredibly extra way to make a sandwich
Zephra85: go big or go home
thenightetc: Oh, yeah, just stick your hand right in his mouth. It's safe!
Jalaperilo: I had never heard of this until like 20 minutes ago
Knock Out: Smart enough to handle this, remember.
thenightetc: Honestly, he's lucky he didn't just drive straight into the river... ocean?
Lusey: -peeks in-
Knock Out: Hello there!
Zephra85: Yo
Lusey: hello! this movie is so dumb I love it
Zephra85: The 90's had a lot of scenes with kids handling construction cranes
Lusey: he's not even a t-rex
thenightetc: EXHIBIT?!
Jalaperilo: there she is!
thenightetc: exCUSE me?
Lusey: they gonna kill and stuff 'em
Zephra85: Yes because this is clearly less conspicuous
Lusey: "hey babe" I wish I had this kid's confidence wtf
thenightetc: wtf indeed
Jalaperilo: what was it about the 80's and 90's where it was a streetwise orphan boy and the red head up town girl?
Zephra85: objectively this movie is probably bad but I have so much love and nostalgia for it idgaf
thenightetc: Jesus christ, that place is huge. They must be freakin millionaires
Lusey: yup
Lusey: but yeah this movie sucks but the last villain scene is spooky
Zephra85: oh god seriously
Lusey: wont say why or how but
Lusey: hoo boy
Lusey: it made up for so much
Zephra85: it's so subtle but holy *** it's wild at the same time
thenightetc: oh yeah, nobody'lll notice THAT
Zephra85: things like this can only happen in New York 'cause they're so jadded
Knock Out: Eugh.
thenightetc: oh my god
thenightetc: Why this
Jalaperilo: way too young to be a debutante
Zephra85: they got things to do and places to go they can't let bs like dinosaurs or aliens get in their way
Lusey: what's that parent's problem
Knock Out: You should wish for less rats in the subway, little human.
Lusey: that child is like 5 and you ruined her life
Zephra85: parenting at its finest
Zephra85: Having fun with human tech and connections, Knock Out?
Knock Out: Endless fun.
Knock Out: Hmm, is the picture quality suffering too much?
Lusey: see wtf lady
Lusey: let her believe
thenightetc: Nah, it's fine
thenightetc: oh nO
Lusey: that's right
Lusey: musical
thenightetc: I wasn't prepared
thenightetc: "things to chew" kinda sounds like he wants to eat everyone
Knock Out: Killing spree ending, just once!
Zephra85: (jams out 'cause f*** it all she loves this song)
thenightetc: Well, there WAS Little Shop of Horrors.
Knock Out: Hmm, true.
Knock Out: SMART. ENOUGH. TO HANDLE THIS.
thenightetc: ...And there he goes explicitly saying he wants to eat a human
Lusey: I think he's implying they'd be gross. but still haha
Lusey: seriously who'd run away from TALKING dinosaurs
thenightetc: "that's the guy who was foreshadowed!"
Jalaperilo: bring back julia child
Jalaperilo: lost my green
Lusey: I think I gotta head out actually. connection is shot on my end. but enjoy bad dinos
Knock Out: An attempt will be made. Have a good night!
Zephra85: Bye!
Jalaperilo: I'm heading out as well. Its 2am here and I have to be up at 9
thenightetc: Goodnight!
Knock Out: Goodnight!
Jalaperilo: nighty night Night!
Zephra85: 'Nigh!
Zephra85: *night
Zephra85: man that little girl and her mom get around FAST
Zephra85: also the mom's recovered rather well from her freak out before
Knock Out: Scrap. So close.
thenightetc: "Keep coming or maybe stay away"
thenightetc: Dontgonearthe Castle
thenightetc: No, idiot, they just left because they're adults and didn't feel like beating up a twelve-year-old
thenightetc: Hahahahha
thenightetc: Crushing their stupid dreams
thenightetc: Is he literally the devil
Knock Out: This is normal.
thenightetc: Oh, totally
Zephra85: not suspecious at all nope
thenightetc: Why did SHE sign it
Knock Out: "Naughty boys delight"
Zephra85: Bah looks like I gotta ditch too, the bf wants the good laptop
thenightetc: Pffff, minors can't sign contracts.
thenightetc: Though, I guess he's the devil, so
Zephra85: 'Night everybody! Thanks for the stream, Knock Out!
Knock Out: Goodnight! Glad you could pop in!
Zephra85: Oh, and since Breakdown never checks his tumblr anymore, can you tell him happy birthday for me?
Knock Out: Will do!
Zephra85: Alrighty I'm gone ENJOY CREEPY CIRCUS DINOSAURS GUYS
Knock Out: Looks like it's just you and me, night human.
thenightetc: I guess that guy's actions make a little more sense in light of the news that he's the devil's brother.
Knock Out: This one seems slightly more invested in whether dinosaurs live or die.
Knock Out: If only from a business perspective.
thenightetc: This got creepy fast, though
Knock Out: What disturbs me is that they don't seem willing or able to just grab the children and run.
Knock Out: Wasn't that literally the point of A Clockwork Orange?
thenightetc: Yes, I mean, maybe they're too squeamish for fresh meat now, but...
thenightetc: Seems like they could also grab the contract and destroy it.
Knock Out: They're barely intelligent enough to function and physically incapable of defying rules. What could possibly go wrong?
thenightetc: Nothing, clearly.
Knock Out: I can see why the "legitimate circus" fired him.
thenightetc: "Evil"
Knock Out: Nice of him to let them stick around for pancakes, though.
thenightetc: "oh no, consequences!"
Knock Out: "And that's terrible for some reason."
thenightetc: Oh, so he IS using some real demons. I was going to say.
Knock Out: They can't seem to decide whether he's using real demons or if the fact that he isn't using real demons is bad.
thenightetc: I guess it's a mix?
Knock Out: Apparently.
thenightetc: Real demons, and poor saps who were dumb enough to sign contracts with Literally The Devil.
thenightetc: Not reassuring!
Knock Out: Now see, this would have made more sense with that whole deleted chunk about a crow pecking out his eye.
thenightetc: Why is everyone freaking out and trying to run, though? It's clearly a show.
Knock Out: The humans in this movie have proved to be overexcitable.
thenightetc: Aw, c'mon, what would eating this guy ruin.
thenightetc: What if he just ate his arm or something; he can live without that.
Knock Out: Just bite off his shins.
thenightetc: Little bit off the top.
Knock Out: He'll never miss it.
thenightetc: And neither will anyone else.
Nickel: Ooh. Not a bad lookin' ship, there.
Knock Out: Such a waste of a good ship.
thenightetc: Why this
Knock Out: You are infants.
Nickel: õ-õ
Nickel: ô_ô
Knock Out: Spoiler alert: We never learn what the surprise was.
thenightetc: ô_ô indeed.
Nickel: I'm not sure I want to...
Knock Out: Why didn't he do this ages ago and get a job at a circus where his act will actually fit in?
thenightetc: Who knows?
thenightetc: ...Did HE not have a magical contract?
thenightetc: WELL then.
Nickel: Well, now I know the humans have their own version of scraplets...
Knock Out: Julia Child, you ruined everything. Stop talking.
thenightetc: Something about "reveal the miracle of yourselves" doesn't sound right.
Nickel: KID. GET BACK BEHIND THE ROPES. THEYRE THERE FER A REASON
Knock Out: Dear Unicron.
thenightetc: ...
Nickel: what blatant disregard fa boundaries.
Knock Out: Crowd a room with children and teach them to keep secrets from their parents.
Knock Out: Without ever changing outfits.
Nickel: Who took all of those pictures.
thenightetc: The devil's brother?
Knock Out: The old man on the ship. The families don't know about them.
thenightetc: That was a trip from start to finish.
Nickel: I'd apologize fa comin in so late, but I feel like I really dodged a bullet, there.
Knock Out: You have no idea.
Knock Out: Why couldn't we have had this version of the song?
Nickel: they had ta save tha best bit fa last, I suppose?
Knock Out: Point.
Nickel: I know I just got here, but I needa run a quick errand. Are ya endin' things here, Doc? or do ya have more plans?
Knock Out: I think we'll wrap it up here for tonight. Patient reports beckon, sadly.
Nickel: Lord almighty, I feel ya.
thenightetc: Awww. Well, it was fun! Thanks for the stream. :)
Knock Out: Thank you for the commentary!
Nickel: Thanks indeed. (-w-)
Knock Out: Good night, everyone!
thenightetc: Goodnight!
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