#'HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU NOT TAKING RADS?' 'perhaps my dear Ms Wright i am what you might call 'too lame' to be rad!'
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Canonical explanation as to how Isadora survives being shot in the head by Kellog; nerd rage activated + Rooted (bunch of damage resistance)
Canonical explanation as to how Augustijn survives [insert life threatening situation here]; 9 endurance and a goddamn dream
#Augustijn is constantly in mortal peril and it stresses everyone tf out#'HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU NOT TAKING RADS?' 'perhaps my dear Ms Wright i am what you might call 'too lame' to be rad!'#'GUS WHAT THE FUCK GET OUT OF THE LIQUID HELL JUICE' 'but preston! these—as you call them— 'ferals' have duct tape for Isa!'#'WHAT THE FUCK. YOUR GIEGER COUNTER IS CRYING TEARS. HOW ARE YOU ALIVE' 'it would seem god has yet to decide i have fufilled my purpose!'#at some point danse just rolls with it. yeah. yeah sure. sure his husband can get stabbed with a pole and walk it off a week later#gus goes diving for treasure and stays under for like 20 minutes and danse is just on the shore fishing#'beloved!! i found a rusty knife!!!' 'thats nice honey'#'hey danse your boytoy is eating raw bugs again' 'he's having fun'#ss; alter
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