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fazcinatingblog · 2 years

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Normal grocery shoppers: *sweat pooling down their back as they watch the numbers click over to three figures as the check-out chick rings up their purchases*

Me: *holding two Chobani yogurts and a few chocolate bars* will a bottle of orange juice get me to $30

#honestly #walking round the store like WHAT'S THE MOST EXPENSIVE ITEM HERE #'ooh the item i want is only $2... oh wait i better get the brand not on special so I'm closer to $30'#taking up smoking just to get more Harry Potter characters #(((do the cigarettes count for the Harry Potter promotion at Coles??? i wouldn't think so)))#The lady at work bought cigarettes from Coles for our boss and i should've asked if she got any hp characters with it #or the Liquorland that'd be good how many slabs do i need for a Luna Lovegood #i know petrol counts cos a lady at work got heaps of minis one time when she was at Coles express (from various customers)#'I'll have $60 worth of petrol please' 'sir where is your vehicle'#fill up an empty 400ml juice bottle with petrol

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