#'hahahahoohoo I'm gonna touch it. it's opposite day I'm gonna touch it'
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I simply do not understand why children will see a display and go "I think I need to make a mess of this and break things."
#volunteering to teach 3rd graders on a fieldtrip about fiber stuff#and like three minutes in with the first group#this little girl is like trying to disassemble a skein of yarn??#and then she's just like 'you know what a good idea would be?#what if I took MORE yarn out of the basket.'#had to yell at her like 'PLEASE leave the yarn in the basket (you little fucker)#you can touch but don't pick anything up'#and fifteen minutes in the display fibers were all mixed up??#why did they need to MOVE the fucking sheltie fur#and put the label on the rabbit skin#chaperones really need to just fucking yell at kids and tell them no#like my job is not to tell these kids not to be dumbasses#it's to sit there and crochet and correct all the parents going#'look she's knitting!' idiots. while you're busy misinforming one kid#the other is trying to spill dye on everything#and why the fuck to kids see a sign that says 'do not touch' and be like#'hahahahoohoo I'm gonna touch it. it's opposite day I'm gonna touch it'#swear this is gonna be the year a kid gets their finger torn up by a spinning wheel#teach your damn kids to read and follow signs goddamn#also if they wanted to know WHY they can't touch the spinning wheel#they could literally just ask instead of going 'I'm gonna touch it'
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