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soulsxng · 11 months

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One of the many reasons why I love Kade so much, is because he's one of the few muses that, when shit hits the fan, he's sitting back with bangers like:

"...Really? This again? Can we not have two fuckin' months where all this dramatic shit don' happen?"

"Y'all 're really gonna start a big fight over petty personal shit like tha', 'n 'nstead'a dealin' with it one on one, ya go draggin' other people int' it t' fight your battle for ya? Nah, count me out."

"So 'nstead'a mindin' your own business, ya jus' decided t'...not do that. Oh. 'Cause ya wanted t' help when ya weren' asked. Right. Huh? Oh, nah, 's nothin'. Jus' gettin' the story straight."

"Look, I was born too old 'n tired t' wanna deal with this kinda shit."

"Aight sure, but...why 're we wantin' to do this, again?"

or in the case of the drabble I'm writing now

"Lemme guess, existence as we know it 's fucked, yeah? Real big surprise-- tha' def'nitely ain't somethin' tha's happened b'fore."

#[Kadios -headcanons-]#He just hears/sees unnecessary drama and heaves the biggest sigh #it's very much an Aifaen thing #but it always makes me laugh because other muses will be all dramatic and stuff #and he's always just in the bg pinching the bridge of his nose #'this don' sound like it's gotta be this complicated but wha' do I know.'#big frightening events are just another monday afternoon for him #everyone else starts freaking out or whatever else and he's sitting there like #'maybe 'nstead'a goin' 'round in circles like this 'n wastin' time we should get t' work? Jus' sayin'.'

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