#'no no Trent!' stefanos insists 'Trent Bianco! he has a clothing range um it's in Oakleigh? inside a restaurant???'
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He would say that, wouldn't he
#'i am because we are'#that's his tinder bio isn't it#that's his opening line on grindr#oh man y'all can see i screenshotted with the uber app open IT WAS FIFTEEN DOLLARS OKAY THAT'S LIKE A LITTLE BIT MORE THAN THE TRAIN#also it's midnight and there's no trains#or buses#can't believe me and Darcy are both lusting over the same guy#stefanos is all like 'i love Melbourne it's so Greek' but he's mostly living in Darcy's inner city apartment#has Darcy even toured the guy to Oakleigh yet#Darcy takes him to lazy Moe's#convinces him to buy a tb threads hoodie#convinces him to promote tb threads on the tennis court#he wins the Australian open and they're like 'who are you wearing?' and he's like 'Trent Bianco'#'sorry did you just say Tony Bianco?' they say as they stare at stefanos' tennis shoes all scuffed up 'tony sells running shoes??????'#'no no Trent!' stefanos insists 'Trent Bianco! he has a clothing range um it's in Oakleigh? inside a restaurant???'#'Tony has a son named Trent?????'#'no no Trent is the son of....' stefanos racks his brain thinks about what Darcy told him 'um i think it's former afl player Alex Fasolo?'#the interviewer just like 'oh....' a haunting look in his eyes as he recalls stuff he's read on AO3#(((((because i just assume everyone has read Alex Fasolo fanfiction))))))
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