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mxbitters · 3 years

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..so i made the mistake of going to my town’s farmer’s market not realizing that every other witch and/or gay person in town realized they were almost the only ones coming so they might as well start selling things. i had the audacity to think oh hey yeah why not i could probably get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh idk fresh blueberries or something and not once again lose my absolute shit. anyway i have a wand now

#OK BUT THEY WERE SELLING THESE FOR LIKE $15 AND THEYRE GORGEOUS OK #it was just everything else that got me hhhhhhhhhhhhh #'oh this is cheap! ohhhhhhhhh this is cheap too!! oh my god another witch ahhhhhhhhhhh youre nice i should get this crystal for my cat'#also idk what she wants to learn and i'm kinda just standing back supportively for her but my sister is totally starting down the witchy pat #path* at least she's getting REAL interested in crystals especially like first the pendulum now a quartz necklace and she's like #I WAS EXPLAINING TO HER LIKE THE IDEA OF ENERGY (in words i understand) AND HOW SHES GONNA FEEL ONE CALLING HER #and not to be dramatic but i could just FEEL which one she was gonna pick lmao but anyway i'm so proud of her <3 #i'm gonna help her w the necklace tomorrow though bc i guess the connector thing for the quartz broke ???#i think aside for holyshitineedtostopdoingthistomybankaccount i have only one other regret #and that was the fact that i was holding the wand and went to another one and the person running that tent thing-#i-- she was nice. i will give her that. and she was selling these pride flowers. ok.#but she saw the wand and IMMEDIATELY went into the h*rry p*tter thing and i just had to smile and nod through the pain #like maam...........please..hhhhhh this is for actual witchcraft #really i mean it could just be decorative but like. it was SCREAMING at me.

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