#'what is tha-' bison jaw

[unironicallycringe]

cannot believe I didn't share the Saga of Square Floppa here

the saga is literally just "I got the weirdest ad and immediately had to purchase the product"

so Square Floppa lives on my Gamer™️ shelf (there's additional environmental storytelling here but don't worry about the lore for now) where he stares into eternity