#'why dont oyu block them' i forget to do so. even if i did i hate them

[dragoncarrion]

is anyone else kind of tired of those instagram artists that use reels as a personal diary. like who gives a fuck. journal or something instead just get out of my sight

[activatingaggro]

the scarf wars, p3

Featuring Pheres Dysseu [RS], Hadean [ID], Lucina [DP], Ullane [JM], and Emerel [MN].

[The conversation continued after the spat -]

RS: | Yes | Well | That's Because You're a Good | Upstanding Person |

RS: | Hadean | Haha |

ID: no need to lie about me. =;)

RS: | Ha | =:B | I have Seen No Evidence to the Contrary |

RS: | As My Moirail would Say | You will Need to Step Up Your Game |

ID: =:!

ID: you said you just had a matesprit!

ID: i think.

DP: Tell me more abovt yovr rvin diving Hadean | Yov mvst have seen some really great things

ID: wait is emerel your pale.

ID: i need a fucking graph.

RS: | What |

DP: No that's his red | I think

RS: | I didn't Say I had a Matesprit |

DP: That is yovr red | Right?

RS: | Where Did I Say I had a Matesprit | ? |

ID: okay i remember asking about your quads.

RS: | Pale and Flushed are Both Red Quadrants | Lucina |

ID: and you said you just had. them.

RS: | Right |

DP: Yes bvt | I distinctly remember that we've been talking abovt how yov have a green red

ID: now i am hearing of a moirail.

DP: Please tell me | Where that one came from

RS: | It was an Unfortunate Turn of Phrase |

RS: | As Sipara would Say | How is That | ? |

DP: Uh huh | Well alright then

DP: If yov say so

RS: | | I am Going to Correct This | Largely to Prevent any Unfortunate Misunderstandings |

RS: | I am not Pale with Emerel | Emerel and I are |

ID: I mean emerel is the one who invited you to join in his shower right.

DP: Oh my | Well then

RS:

RS: | Um |

DP: I feel less awkward now | After hearing that one

RS: | You Misread That | in a Very Terrible Way |

ID: no i did not.

RS: | I am Honestly Rather Appalled | But Perhaps I should Not Be |

RS: | Given Your Predilection with Discussing Garters with Nikola |\

RS: | Yes You Did |

ID: he said if you were in the area. you were free to join him.

ID: in the shower.

RS: | No | No |

RS: | No | =:| |

DP: I feel like this is where someone less civilized | Wovld be whistling Pheres

RS: | You Conflated Two Separate Concepts |

ID: no i did not. =:I

RS: | Honestly | The Both of You should Get Your Minds out of the Gutter |

ID: i know a flirty invitation when i read one.

DP: Bvt the real qvestion is | DO yov join him in the shower

ID: he wanted some warmth in his ablution block.

RS: | He Stated If I was Near His Home | Then I should Come and Visit |

RS: |- AND -|

RS: | The Emphasis is on |- AND -|

RS: | He would be Taking a Shower |

RS: | With the Unspoken Condition that I should Wait to Arrive |

RS: | | So He is Not In The Shower |

JM: Oh god. What have I walked into.

RS: | OBVIOUSLY |

DP: I don't know | Bvt it's qvite entertaining

ID: ahahahah wow if you believe that you are dense.

ID: what is flirting to you pheres. a troll ripping their clothes off and throwing thesmelves to your sweet mercies?

DP: Don't think I didn't notice that yov failed to answer my qvestion

JM: Some trolls. Like that.

JM: The weird ones.

RS: | Thank You for that Stunning Addition | JM |

JM: I am. So proud to have added it.

RS: | I Think We have all Caught that Hadean Likes That | Given that He Came Up With It |

DP: Alright so it's canon | Wow I can't believe I said canon thanks Pademi

DP: That Pheres jvmps into the shower | With that Emerel gvy(edited)

JM: No I think he is just. Having a laugh. At your expense. Alas.

ID: oh so now i'm lying huh. >=:I

ID: i wonder how emerel would feel.

DP: No yov're not lying Hadean | He's just being obstinate

ID: about my lies.

RS: | And | Lucina | I don't Think the People I Shower With are Entirely Relevant to You |

RS: | =:1 |(edited)

RS: | Also | Oh My God |

DP: So yov do admit to it | Good to know

JM: Can someone message him

RS: | | I am Going to Go Check on My Booth |

JM: To see what he thinks

DP: Does anyone here know his tag | Or how to contact him

JM: Sadly I don't

ID: i know he'll eventually show up here.

ID: and i will not forget this. =>:I

JM: We'll have such things

JM: To tell him

RS: | You are All Dreadful |

RS: | =>:( |

[Pheres leaves the chat! The discussion continues.]

JM: Only when it is

JM: very funny

ID: well pheres. perhaps you brought it on yourself.

ID: =>:I

DP: Do yov think we covld find it | If we scrolled vp

ID: oh why yes we could.

JM: How about

JM: We just search his name

DP: Let's jvst take a little field trip here | To find this mysteriovs Emerel

DP: Alright everyone | Let's get searching

JM: meganeNarcissus

JM: appears to be his tag

ID: why.

DP: Excellent

ID: seems i will have to contact this tag.

JM: Do tell us

JM: How that turns out

ID: oh i will give oyu all front row seats. hopefully.

JM: Yes

JM: good

DP: Please give me a front row ticket | I need to see this

JM: I get bored in the caverns

JM: I need silly drama

JM: To watch

[ Emerel gets invited in! ]

MN: okaaay .MY. flat grEEn ass is hErE

MN: why am .I. bEing summonEd again

ID: so glad you could join us. =:)

ID: to cear up some chat confusion of course!

ID: you see, dear pheres dropped some confusing knowledge on us before business drew them away.

ID: =:(

DP: Pheres was trying to convince us | That yov've never invited him into a shower

DP: Amongst other things

MN: oh .MY. god what is hE doing this timE(edited)

ID: why, according to him your flirtacious offer of a steamy shower together.

ID: was just an invitation to stand awkwardly around your hive until you could finish and join him.

ID: =:(

JM: He says you're not matesprits

JM: confirm or deny

ID: also that in so many words. =:(

MN: pfffft

MN: wow okay

MN: hold on and lEt .ME. scroll up to sEE what ElsE hEs bEEN saying

MN: ...

MN: what

MN: .........

ID: is he prone to bouts of shyness?

ID: or perhaps. dare i say it.

ID: shame?

JM: That's a bit too mean

MN: wEll hE is but

MN: .I.m going to go talk to him

ID: good luck. =;) perhaps he is in need of more. brazen shows of your affections.

ID: to help qualm whatever insecurities he might have.

MN: right

MN: thanks for contacting .ME.

MN: byE

ID: bye~

ID: well. now either pheres will thank me or curse my name.

ID: and better than that.

ID: he'll know better than to try and call me a liar.

DP: Uh | Wow

DP: He didn't even confirm or deny | I don't think that's a good sign

ID: =:)

[REGRETS ARE HAD. By some, but not Hadean.]

JM: This is not

JM: really what I was expecting

DP: Well I guess we won't know how it went | Until we hear from one of them

JM: I hope they resolve it

ID: well imagine if it was your mate denying your quad's existence.

ID: the guy had a right to know.

ID: i just might have gone about it nicer if pheres had fucking deserved it.

ID: as it is.

ID: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

DP: Still | I hope Emerel will be alright

DP: Those dots can't have been good

ID: try not to worry too much.

ID: your worries will do nothing for them. either they'll communicate and work it out.

ID: or their ship will meet a watery end.

ID: uwu

DP: I gvess you're right | Still that's harsh

DP: I'd hate it if someone I was close to | Svddenly started acting like they didn't know me

DP: This is what I was trying to tell him | Bvt it's his problem at the end of the day

ID: damn right. you're not his rail, not your problem.

DP: I feel sorry for his rail | They have a hell of a job with him

ID: i mean jeesh and they call me high maintenance. =:I

ID: at least i'm mostly just physically destructive.

DP: Whereas Pheres is socially destrvctive | And covldn't be less self aware if he tried(edited)

ID: what a mess in the worst way. anyways! who is here that didn't get scared away by that! other than dp.

[ In the meanwhile, Emerel contacts Pheres! ]

[ meganeNarcissus [MN] began trolling refiningSpacetime [RS] ]

MN: hEy

RS: | Emerel | Hello | ! |

RS: | You are On Speech to Voice | No | Um |

RS: | Speech to Text | Haha | So | I hope You Know that Exclamation Mark was Added Manually | By which I mean | Verbally |

RS: | | To Emphasize My Enthusiasm to Hear From You |

RS: | | It has Been a Long Night | Haha |

MN: yEah

MN: what happEnEd

MN: is EVErything okay(edited)

RS: | Ahh | Nothing You need to Worry About |

RS: | Just a bit of | Verbal Rough-Housing |

RS: | People get Overly Enthusiastic in Their Displays of Hate-Friendship | I Think | ! |

MN: that sounds likE a pain in thE ass

MN: sorry its bEEn rough

RS: | Haha | Isn't It | ? | They Mean Well | Though |

RS: | But | Never Mind That | How are You | ? |

MN: .I.m

MN: alright

MN: hEy .PHERES. can .I. ask you somEthing

RS: | That is a Very Hesitant Alright | Haha |

RS: | You're not Injured Again | Are You | ? |

RS: | And | Yes | Of Course | ! |

MN: no .I.m not hurt dont worry

MN: .PHERES. wE arE matEsprits right

MN: .I. mEan .I. assumE wE arE

MN: am .I. wrong

RS: | Um |

RS: | Wait | What | ? |

MN: .I. was wondEring

MN: bEcausE .I. loggEd in today and saw whErE you wErE tElling pEoplE that wE wErEnt

MN: did .I. misundErstand

RS: | I Thought We weren't Matesprits |

RS: | Wait | Ah | I'm Confused |

RS: | How Much Of That did You Read | ? |

MN: all of it prEtty much

MN: .I. gEt not wanting to talk about my showEr commEnts in public

MN: but .I. thought wE wErE matEsprits sincE youVE callEd .ME. your matEsprit in chat bEforE

RS: | Haha | Um |

RS: | Heavens | Um |

RS: | Um |

RS: | I Thought We weren't Matesprits | And That is Why We had That Conversation | about Kit |

RS: | Remember | ? |

RS: | At the Bar | ? |

MN: oh fuck wE dEfinitEly got confusEd again

RS: | I Apologise for Referring to You as My Matesprit in the Past | Um |

RS: | I was Not Expecting You to | ah | See That | ? | Or Read It | ? |

RS: | But | Ah |

RS: | That was |

RS: | Presumptuous of Me |

RS: | But | I didn't Mean It Seriously | Ah | I just |

RS: | | Orpheo is Very Excuberant | and Impressive | and Prone to Theatrics |

RS: | I thought It would | | | Um | Well |

RS: | I Don't Know What I was Thinking | Really |

MN: sEE .I. thought wE wErE formally matEsprits

MN: and .KIT. was a mEmbEr of thE fold in part of a rEd smEar nobody saw coming

MN: so you

MN: liEd to gEt an uppEr hand on orphEo in othEr words

MN: wEll thanks for tElling .ME. at lEast

MN: that would haVE bEEn nicE to know bEforE .I. got the wrong idEa

MN: onE of thEsE days wEll work out what wErE calling oursElVEs

RS: | Ah | Sorry | I'm Driving | Did I Mention That | ? |

RS: | Because I Am | And There was Traffic | Um |

RS: | I wasn't Ignoring You |

RS: | | You Said We Weren't Matesprits | When did You Decide We Were | ? |

RS: | Because | You didn't Tell Me |

MN: hEncE why wErE both confusEd

MN: fuck we rEally nEEd to work on this communication thing

MN: bEcausE wE both kind of suck at it

RS: | Hahahaha | Haha | Um |

MN: .I. rEally thought wE wErE bEcausE you said that

MN: and you said .KIT. was okay so .I. figurEd hE was actually okay

MN: .I. haVEnt touchEd anyonE ElsE

MN: .I. mEan .I. know .I.m a catch but

RS: | You Thought We were | For the | |

RS: | Hour After You Read That | ? |

RS: | Ah | No | That sounded Unkind | It isn't Meant to Sound Unkind |

RS: | Um |

RS: | I don't Mind Being Matesprits | Haha | Not at All |

RS: | I am Just | Startled |

RS: | And | Wait |

RS: | You Spoke to Kit First | ? |

RS: | Is He |

RS: | also | your matesprit | ? |

RS: | I Am Just A Little Confused Here |

RS: | Ha Ha Ha |

MN: wait what

MN: now .I.m confusEd

MN: plEasE rEpEat that in an actual languagE

RS: | Which Part | ? |(edited)

RS: | | That is Sincere | There are Several |

RS: | Haha |

MN: what do you mEan .I. talkEd to .KIT. first(edited)

RS: | You Said | You Assumed He was a Member of the Fold | Or | Whatever |

RS: | | Did I Misunderstand | ? |

RS: | Because I Thought that Meant | You were Saying He's Your Matesprit |

MN: thats what .I. figurEd

MN: sincE wE both carE about .KIT. and nEithEr of us want to lEaVE him alonE

MN: hEs not my matEsprit .PHERES.

MN: .I. thought you wErE

MN: shit this is confusing

RS: | Yes | I Care Deeply for Kit | But |

RS: | I'm not Sure What You Mean |

MN: .I. dont know

MN: somE wEird thrEE way quad is thE bEst way .I. can dEscribE this

RS: | And | Were | ? |

RS: | I Thought You Meant Are | haha | heavens |

RS: | usually people | say | propose to quadrants with | say | rings |

RS: | Three Way Quadrant |(edited)

RS: | ? |

RS: | IOh dear |

MN: .I. dont know what to call it

MN: but arE wE matEsprits or not .PHERES.

MN: bEcausE hEy

MN: .I. wouldnt mind bEing official

RS:

RS: | Haha | Hahahaha | Ha | Ha | Um |

RS: | Um |

RS:

RS: | Um |

MN: dudE brEathE

MN: dont actually diE on .MY. account

RS: | I'm Not | Don't Worry | Hahaha |

RS: | Sipara would be Upset |

RS: | I wouldn't Mind | At All | That would be Amazing | Really | But |

RS: | I don't Understand | Haha | Oh |

MN: .I. haVE no idEa whErE to put all that hair if .I. haVE to hidE a body .PHER.

MN: dont understand

MN: what do you mEan

RS: | Hold On | I'm Pulling Over |

RS: | What I mean is that I don't Understand | Why You Changed Your Mind | on If We are Quadrants |

MN: oh

MN: wEll

MN: bEcausE .I. thought about it

MN: and .I. was likE hEy .I. likE this idEa

MN: of bEing matEsprits with .PHERES.

MN: fuck this is sappy

MN: but you know

MN: yourE a fluffy wEirdo but yourE .MY. fluffy wEirdo and .I. wouldnt tradE you for anything

RS: | Oh | Haha | That's |

RS: | I'm Glad | =:B |

MN: plEasE dont makE .ME. ElaboratE on this anymorE bEcausE the lEVEls of mushy sap might actually turn .ME. into a trEE

RS: | | | I wouldn't Make You | But | Ah | You can Feel Free To | If You'd Like | Haha |

MN: oh boy

MN: whErE to bEgin(edited)

MN: alright lEts makE this formal

MN: ahEm

MN: .PHERES DYSSEU.

MN: will you

MN: with no miscommunication for oncE whatsoEVEr

MN: for thE loVE of EVEry forgottEn troll dEity out thErE lEts gEt our wirEs uncrossEd

MN: bE .MY. matEsprit(edited)

April 18, 2017

RS: | | Haha | Ha | Um |

RS: | Yes | ? | I already Said Yes | I Meant You can Extrapolate | on the Mush | But | Ah |

RS: | Um |

RS: | This | is Perfectly Acceptable | ? | ? |

RS: | Which is to Say | Yes | Of Course | =:B |

RS: | | But | Ah |

RS: | For Communication's Sake |

RS: | What did You Mean by Kit | ? |

RS: | | Are You Two Quadrants Now | ? |

RS: | Wait | no | Shit |

RS: | Wait | Oh | Let Me Turn off This Voice Program |

RS: | | |

RS: | Okay | My Apologies | Emerel | We Can't be Matesprits |

RS: | I don't Have a Ring For You | Or | An Earring | Or |- ANYTHING -|

MN: no

MN: .I.m strEamlining it morE

MN: basically .I. guEss EVErything is the samE

MN: including stuff with .KIT.

MN: ExcEpt wErE not flailing around like wRigglErs trying to talk through a cup and string

MN: dudE .PHERES. wE could sEriously opEn up a jEwElry storE with all thE jEwlrEy wE haVE bEtwEEn us

RS: | Oh | Right | That makes Sense | Ah | The Bit about Smearing just | Confused Me | Haha |

RS: | And | Well | Yes | But You don't Have Anything in My Colour | ! |

MN: bEt .I. could find somEthing prEtty nicE whEn .I. go out again ;)

RS: | ! | ! |

RS: | Oh | Haha | I will Get Something in Yours | Then | If You'd like to Do It Like That |

MN: sounds good

MN: now thE big quEstion hErE is

MN: what kind of jEwElry

MN: haha itll be a surprisE

RS: | Haha | Rings are Traditional | ! |

RS: | | But | Whatever Works for You | =:B | A Surprise sounds Lovely | ! |

RS: | So | Ah | Do You want Me Saying that We are Matesprits | Then | ? |

MN: .I. likE thE sound of that

RS: | Haha | | Good | ! |

RS: | Ah | Can I Mention This to Kit | ? |

MN: what arE you going to tEll him?

RS: | Um | that We are Officially Matesprits | ? |

RS: | He is Going to Come Visit a Girl with Me | while I Sort Out a Certain Mess |

RS: | So He night Have Questions about The Jewelry | Haha |

RS: | | | But | I don't have to Mention It |

MN: knowing .KIT. that

MN: might upsEt him a littlE

MN: you know how sElf conscious hE tEnds to gEt

MN: so for thE timE bEing maybE not yEt

RS: | Haha | Ah |

RS: | Alright | ! |

RS: | Good That I Asked | =:) |

RS: | I shall Keep My Lips Zipped |

RS: | So to say |

MN: wEll tEll him just

MN: not quitE yEt

RS: | Haha | Okay |

MN: .I. haVE to gEt back to work now

MN: papErwork is a bitch ugh

MN: .I.ll tExt you whEn .I. gEt donE

MN: <3

RS: | I should Get Back to Driving | I have to Go To the Train Station | So |

RS: | Ah | <3 |

RS: | <3 | <3 | <3 |

MN: drivE safE babE