#'yeah I ate my husband's soap once but I didn't beef with his family bc 'orange cheddar is not found in nature and thus is disgusting' and
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> "I'm very romantic!"
#hot takes with al (broadcast)#// he thinks 'I got my husband a set of the worst married couple stories to sell myself as a good husband' is SO FUNNY#he hasn't REVEALED this yet but it's SO FUNNY to him bc he's gonna act like he's 100% unironic on air.#'yeah I ate my husband's soap once but I didn't beef with his family bc 'orange cheddar is not found in nature and thus is disgusting' and#then accused his family of verbally abusing me when they explained that all cheese is man-made'#'yeah he has to deal with my Cant Shut Up ass but I've never done anything the people in the dogshit chili story did. they all should die.'#(he did make the dogshit chili but he didn't do it Unironically or start inlaw beef over it)
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