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sparklball · 7 years
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pokemon green part 28: juice  f rom a wound tree
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ok i'll play engreen after im done reading this book preview on amazon
i wonder if anyone's actually finished engreen?? probably but im gonna pretend im the first
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....he says, after i beat him
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quibble
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MACHO MAN BEATS STICK - WATCH NOW ON GREENTUBE
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oh boy a new friend (to put in a box forever)
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there arent any numbers in engreen's nickname screen so i had to get creative
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why the fuck is it called "wetlo"
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what do i name the wetlo btw
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!!!!!
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fucking incredible だね
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we caught a psyduck too
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holy shit it's a second fart
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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electromagnetic waves from... the constitution
(i named it FHead)
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so i guess "MAKEUP" was hp up? ok
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you mean the legend of sparklball and onetesticl? yeah dude, who hasnt
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I JUST WON YOU STUPID SACK OF SHIT
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i just noticed this recently but there's a little border around the emulator. it's cute
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whoa.... so aside from sparklball there are two others
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sheld's missed hitting this thing like three times in a row get your shit together sheld
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we meet again, ANGRY
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oh no what if he steals my HACTERIOLYSIS
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malum... uh.... marumain????
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hell YEAH wait why is it yellow. did someone piss on electrode too
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oh no
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same
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NO BECAUSE HMS ARE THE FUCKING DEVIL AND IM NEVER USING THEM ON MY MAINS AGAIN
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see, finally one of these assholes can admit it
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left or right
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gcio: any guesses as to what the hell whdra is bru: mewtwo tricky: seadra
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tricky: well fuck you all bru: why are you such a sore loser tricky: i just feel like i'm being cyberbullied even by fate itself
alright i oughta fuck off to bed soon
we didnt get too far in engreen today either but we caught like five pokemon which is good
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ok im gonna get some food and then engreen i guess. even though it's already almost midnight whoops
i have.... ice cream. good thing it's not a yoof night
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......so it's blowing in your face? wouldnt that slow you down
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i still cant believe this thing's fucking mouth. jesus christ
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?????
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same
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why. is there food
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wow check out this birdfucker :////
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ok nevermind it's just a birdkin
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yay
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happy 29th hourversary
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fuck
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it's ok i dont understand much of engreen either
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im 22
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that's more fuckin like it
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umm :/// pokemon didnt have genders in g1? smh fucking casuals
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SIGH
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finally, a place to set all this silverware
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oh... great... just what ive always wanted...
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SWEET JESUS
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i could totally just bypass all of these trainers on the bridge
im not gonna though--
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uh is that really something praiseworthy. are you an ojousama
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finally, it's trank's time to shine
(....now im kinda hoping he gets knocked out so i can say "I SAID SHINE NOT 死ね")
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BURN NIDER
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this is a bad screenshot but ice beam yay
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surf also
......why the fuck is the water orange. is it raining piss from the 'bove
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is this another birdfucker
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that's great eridan
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throwback thursday: the good ol' days before levitate
[hey, today’s thursday too] [does that make this whole update a throwback]
[no because you took too long to finish it and it’s not thursday anymore fuckass]
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priss just hit level 27 and she's trying to learn fucking growl
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FUCK.
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buddy youre looking in the wrong place
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whoa there pal you need to watch your fucking mouth
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yeah uh maybe try checking, yknow, the moon
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FUCK!!!
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what does this mean. he likes fishing to some extent being unable to control?? so does he like fishing to some extent, but not that much, and cant control his general apathy toward it? or does he like fishing so much that, to some extent, he cant control himself around.... fish....????
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well, whatever. thanks, old fish
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WHAT THE FUCK
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.....that is not an otter
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ぱんぱんぱんぱかぱんpっ-- zubat has eyes???????
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happy 30th hourversary.... how fucking long is it gonna take us to get through this route
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RUDE
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it sure is. youre very observant
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we meet again, snor... wait wasnt it a YADON last time
anyway idk if you guys saw it last night because i posted it at asshole o' clock but here's fucko, maybe
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ok where were we-- 
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right, this guy
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fooooooooo
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oh no we're under at tacke
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..............
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alllllright so murdering that TORTO opened up a new path to vermillion city. hooray
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let's see how our old friend is doing
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same as always, i see
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here i am, back in cummie cave-- i just remembered im gonna need to bring cut for this. fuck
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here i am, back in cummie cave. im getting the old amber FOR REAL this time because ive forgotten to twice already
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in g1 games whenever you want to use hm/field moves you have to do it through the pokemon menu. it's a pain in the ass!
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ah, nothing like breaking and entering
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at last... ive found you
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no, i dont believe we’ve ever met
so he tells us that amber's made of... 
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..."juice" from a "wound tree". gotcha
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sounds... scandalous
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oh my god it's a cat in a labcoat
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holy shit youre right there's a testicle encased in there
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.....so......
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....youre entrusting this "secret amber" to a random child who broke into your office.
like, you trust a complete stranger to carry out your "secret" "investigation" of this chunk of solidified keisk piss with a testicle in it
thanks.... "ankle"??
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