pokemon green part 28: juice f rom a wound tree
ok i'll play engreen after im done reading this book preview on amazon
i wonder if anyone's actually finished engreen?? probably but im gonna pretend im the first
....he says, after i beat him
quibble
MACHO MAN BEATS STICK - WATCH NOW ON GREENTUBE
oh boy a new friend (to put in a box forever)
there arent any numbers in engreen's nickname screen so i had to get creative
why the fuck is it called "wetlo"
what do i name the wetlo btw
!!!!!
fucking incredible だね
we caught a psyduck too
holy shit it's a second fart
!!!!!!!!!!!!!
electromagnetic waves from... the constitution
(i named it FHead)
so i guess "MAKEUP" was hp up? ok
you mean the legend of sparklball and onetesticl? yeah dude, who hasnt
I JUST WON YOU STUPID SACK OF SHIT
i just noticed this recently but there's a little border around the emulator. it's cute
whoa.... so aside from sparklball there are two others
sheld's missed hitting this thing like three times in a row get your shit together sheld
we meet again, ANGRY
oh no what if he steals my HACTERIOLYSIS
malum... uh.... marumain????
hell YEAH wait why is it yellow. did someone piss on electrode too
oh no
same
NO BECAUSE HMS ARE THE FUCKING DEVIL AND IM NEVER USING THEM ON MY MAINS AGAIN
see, finally one of these assholes can admit it
left or right
gcio: any guesses as to what the hell whdra is
bru: mewtwo
tricky: seadra
tricky: well fuck you all
bru: why are you such a sore loser
tricky: i just feel like i'm being cyberbullied even by fate itself
alright i oughta fuck off to bed soon
we didnt get too far in engreen today either but we caught like five pokemon which is good
ok im gonna get some food and then engreen i guess. even though it's already almost midnight whoops
i have.... ice cream. good thing it's not a yoof night
......so it's blowing in your face? wouldnt that slow you down
i still cant believe this thing's fucking mouth. jesus christ
?????
same
why. is there food
wow check out this birdfucker :////
ok nevermind it's just a birdkin
yay
happy 29th hourversary
fuck
it's ok i dont understand much of engreen either
im 22
that's more fuckin like it
umm :/// pokemon didnt have genders in g1? smh fucking casuals
SIGH
finally, a place to set all this silverware
oh... great... just what ive always wanted...
SWEET JESUS
i could totally just bypass all of these trainers on the bridge
im not gonna though--
uh is that really something praiseworthy. are you an ojousama
finally, it's trank's time to shine
(....now im kinda hoping he gets knocked out so i can say "I SAID SHINE NOT 死ね")
BURN
NIDER
this is a bad screenshot but ice beam yay
surf also
......why the fuck is the water orange. is it raining piss from the 'bove
is this another birdfucker
that's great eridan
throwback thursday: the good ol' days before levitate
[hey, today’s thursday too] [does that make this whole update a throwback]
[no because you took too long to finish it and it’s not thursday anymore fuckass]
priss just hit level 27 and she's trying to learn fucking growl
FUCK.
buddy youre looking in the wrong place
whoa there pal you need to watch your fucking mouth
yeah uh maybe try checking, yknow, the moon
FUCK!!!
what does this mean. he likes fishing to some extent being unable to control??
so does he like fishing to some extent, but not that much, and cant control his general apathy toward it?
or does he like fishing so much that, to some extent, he cant control himself around.... fish....????
well, whatever. thanks, old fish
WHAT THE FUCK
.....that is not an otter
ぱんぱんぱんぱかぱんpっ-- zubat has eyes???????
happy 30th hourversary.... how fucking long is it gonna take us to get through this route
RUDE
it sure is. youre very observant
we meet again, snor... wait wasnt it a YADON last time
anyway idk if you guys saw it last night because i posted it at asshole o' clock but here's fucko, maybe
ok where were we--
right, this guy
fooooooooo
oh no we're under at tacke
..............
alllllright so murdering that TORTO opened up a new path to vermillion city. hooray
let's see how our old friend is doing
same as always, i see
here i am, back in cummie cave-- i just remembered im gonna need to bring cut for this. fuck
here i am, back in cummie cave. im getting the old amber FOR REAL this time because ive forgotten to twice already
in g1 games whenever you want to use hm/field moves you have to do it through the pokemon menu. it's a pain in the ass!
ah, nothing like breaking and entering
at last... ive found you
no, i dont believe we’ve ever met
so he tells us that amber's made of...
..."juice" from a "wound tree". gotcha
sounds... scandalous
oh my god it's a cat in a labcoat
holy shit youre right there's a testicle encased in there
.....so......
....youre entrusting this "secret amber" to a random child who broke into your office.
like, you trust a complete stranger to carry out your "secret" "investigation" of this chunk of solidified keisk piss with a testicle in it
thanks.... "ankle"??
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