#(It was literally LIKE HALF OF J E W I S H end {+a fam friend!} crammed into one fam place for THE WHOLE NIGHT+ into the next days)

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nsfw alphabet meme; gio

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex) gio's up for food, fam. like she wants to eat. bone again. maybe nap a little or just go outside for a bit. she doesn't really immediately go to sleep unless she's dead tired and even then, she still needs a bit of food to continue on in life.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) she's proud of her lil arms and her glutes. she works hard. she's proud. she doesn't have a partner but she digs shanes back. whaddup back muscles, call her.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person) she's a happy swallower. she will cut a motherfucker if it gets in her hair, so no shooting on her face. too risky. also she has weave. so. gotta be careful. her stomach is a-okay with her. but she giggles. ticklish innit.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) she puked giving her first bj. it was messy and bad. she pretended she was sick for like, two weeks afterwards to make it seem like it was an accident. rip.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?) she's pretty experienced. or well, she's pretty experienced she thinks for her age. she knows whats up when it comes to sex, so you know. she good.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual) reverse cowgirl. bouncin'. this is literally no surprise. 

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc) LMAO. it's gio. she's a goofy bitch. it's full of laughing and happiness and just. she cracks jokes. innapropriate ones, but she does it anyway. cause damn, that's just Her.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.) she fully waxes. painful, still, but it just makes her feel cleaner.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) honestly, she's not that romantic? like she's never been a sappy romantic person, even while with s*mi. but she does like to just wrap her arms around whoever she's banging, like locking them to her. and legs around the waist. but. bout it.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon) she prefers to have someone do it for her, so you know. barely gets busy on her own.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks) daddy kink. soz about it. she also likes to degrade dudes. usually just dudes she'll never see again. oops.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do) out in her backyard. she likes some publicness. she also likes to do it against the wall. so maximum leg wrapping can occur, what it do.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going) ..making fun of people. which is terrible and mean but look, it gets her goin'. she can't help it.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) turn offs are usually just the regular nasty things. and then like, pure laziness. like unmotivated shit. she can't stand it. get away from her, boring fuckers.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc) she prefers to receive. she's selfish. like sucking dick is fucking fantastic and all, but you know. hey. give her oral. guys who don't give her oral aren't shiiiit. so hey!

P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.) fast and rough, definitely. nonstop, probably. she's not really big into slow and sensual like, at all. love? her? never.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.) she weirdly hates quickies. why you fuckin up her outfit for no reason other than it to be unsatisfying? like come on. it's no the business for her. all in or you're all out.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.) she's pretty risky and experimental. she'll tease someone in public, be a lil thottie hoe, show herself all the way off. experimental is pretty explanatory, but. she's up to try most things at least once. 

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…) she could.. go on and on. like. does she get tired from sex? rarely. unless she's dead to the world. but genuinely. she lasts a pretty normal amount? but she definitely gets laid to cum multiple times so. \ o /

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?) nah, she doesn't really bother with them. fingers exist. she's pretty content with them if she Needs It, but again, other peoples fingers? way better.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) yeah, she's a teasing bitch. half nudes, sexts, whole nine yards. she'll leave a homie with blue balls and laugh, so like. she's annoying.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make) have you.. ever heard her? she's so fucking annoyingly loud, it's almost obnoxious. it's squealy, if she's getting nailed right. full of moans. that just.. do not end. she's fucking............. annoying.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice) she highkey wants to peg someone. like she doesn't really Know Why but. just to try it once. she almost did it once but the guy freaked her out so she was like ummmm..pass. X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words) she's a barbie fam wym

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?) it's pretty normal. not an every day kinda thing but she likes getting laid at least once a week. hello shane, it's tuesday, where ya at, pal. 

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) she really doesn't fall asleep quick. gotta do too many more things and honestly? she doesnt have much time for sleep anyway.

[florally-johnny]

just picture modern darry au

- darry would definitely put everyone's screen protectors on their phone bc of his precision and how well he cleans their phones - he also fixes cracked screens haha he's kind of techy - he likes reading those phone handbooks and he tries to teach the gang but they're just too busy becoming internet famous - he also takes pony's phone away often - pony is angry - darry's instagram account is just a bunch of photos with friends and family - and he's all like "hanging w/ the fam!! 🤙🏼👌🏼💯😁" - soda changes his @ so that it doesn't include curtis bc darry and pony are an online embarrassment - he makes it something like "sodapoppin" or "sodawuspoppin" (dang it i'm so bad at usernAmes hH) - darry just spends time on spotify and kitchen stories and maybe once in a while would play temple run or a bubble shooter game bc why not - i can also see him on pinterest too - guess where he gets home decor ideas from ;) - he has snapchat but constantly loses streaks so he gives up - he's also constantly at starbucks buying his black coffee while getting stared down at frappe loving millennials - he loads about $50 on his starbucks card every one to two months, depending on how much money is left at the end of the month on his starbucks card - this guy literally reached gold status in 2 and a half months smh - he brings his macbook air (aye) to starbucks to just read stuff online/online shop while drinking his bitter ass coffee - he wants chelsea boots bc he loves harry styles - he wants a tattoo - but he doesn't know what to get - so he sticks with temporary ones smh - j a m s e s s i o n s i n t h e l i v i n g r o o m a n d b a t h r o o m - he brings out his bluetooth speaker and the whole deal he does n o t play when it comes to music - low key wants to be in america's got talent - tries to grow a hipster beard but soda teased him for it so he gave up on his beard dream - he just wants to be cool tbh let the man live - probably has a tinder who am i kidding - fucking gym rat - he's dated 3 girls from the gym - but kinda low key wants to date a model - doesn't know why he's still single tbh - many attempts to become internet famous like soda, but unfortunately darrel curtis never made it big - but he's got a good 438 followers on ig - he deleted his twitter bc ed sheeran left - he also stopped paying for netflix for a good 2 months just to mess with pony and soda - they were on season 3 of orange is the new black too smh - pony and soda hardcore revolted and did that shortcut keyboard prank on darry's phone so darry gave up and gave them back their netflix - darry's favourite show on netflix is the office btw - but he also likes riverdale and stranger things - jean fashion af i don't care if these are unrealistic it's cute as heck and funny imo