#(Snickering)

[borzoilover69]

[ s ]: rap

post that actually made me laugh while making it

[sm-baby]

can we get some pomni crumbs from the script so far? 👀

[spacevixenmusic]

Source: Migi & Dali [2023]

[gokusclit]

I’m still laughing my ass off how did I say cishet men and u heard “cis bi men and passing trans men”. Are you like actually dumb as rocks

[ant1quar1an]

Nooooo~

All of them (Westerntale boys) are taller than me

;A;

Time to get stilts, I guess

~💖

I wish you luck on your ventures lmao

[lectorel]

Overheard on the L:

A: "some people don't want the responsibility" [of sitting in the emergency exit row on a plane]

B: "I'll open a door. Hell, if it's a Boeing it'll open on its own."

[mushtoons]

oh wait you have DID?? my dumbass just thought you were multiple people running one account

SHSJSJSKS LMAO

well you aren't wrong 🤣 there are multiple people running this account but we all share a body lmao

[punk-o-ween]

jerichos intro never fails to make me laugh i almost spit out my dr pepper

[vorashvan-a]

"I brought you something to eat." (from lucanis?)

Lucanis's voice comes out of nowhere, and despite how quiet and demure it is, Bellara jumps nearly a mile out of her skin. Actually—she doesn't jump very far at all. She's just in the process of crawling underneath a ballista that she has gotten... somewhere. Don't ask her how she has managed to drag that through the Eluvian (seriously, don't).

Her head smacking against the metal of it is somewhat cushioned by the size of her bun, but it still comedically makes a similar sound to that of ringing a bell. A string of expletives spills forth from her lips and the elf sheepishly has to grab hold of the ballista to stand up while rubbing her head.

"Oh, hi, Lucanis, I didn't... see you there..." Bellara comments weakly, a similar smile gracing her lips. She's still rubbing her head when her eyes land on the absolutely amazing looking pasta Lucanis has brought to her. "Wait, did I miss dinner? What time is it? I didn't think it was that long!" The elf exclaims, now in renewed and apparent panic.

Tools scatter the stone walkway of the Lighthouse exterior, the Caretaker floating harmlessly behind the workbench and apparently lacking much of an opinion on the massive weapon that Bellara is fiddling with. Thankfully, she has pointed it towards the vast nothingness of the Fade, so if it does fire...

[olderthannetfic]

--

Oh no! I've got crabs!

[inkoherentwriting]

Work in Progress Whursday

It's very early in the morning as I type this and I feel bad not catching not one but TWO tags (thank you @hannahcbrown and @sylvienerevarine <333) -- better late than never though, right?

We're going for two wips for the price of one! :O

Low pressure tags: you, the reader if you choose! But also more specifically: @gwilin-stay-winnin , @druidx , @dirty-bosmer , and I'm tagging @hannahcbrown and @sylvienerevarine back because more of their writing means a happy Inky >:D

onto the writing! This first one is an interaction I've wanted to write basically since I began the series. though now that I think about this, this is the sequel to honditar teasing reynald....

The way Seed-Neeus was speaking felt pointed in its hesitance; as though she was being careful to filter her judgment of his current state. Though honestly, maybe he deserved this treatment if he was willing to work with bandits. “You look a little bit-- tired-- but it shouldn't be too hard.” Seed-Neeus’s voice went quieter. “I offered this job to Reynald, once.” Guilbert gave her his full attention as she glanced away from him, his brows furrowed in concern. “I apologize if he trashed the store.”  Seed-Neeus sighed and shook her head. “No… he didn’t even take the job to begin with. I don’t know if it was a matter of pride or if he simply had a job I wasn’t aware of but--” What seemed to be a smile creeping onto her face caught Guilbert off guard. “He’s more like you than you think, Guilbert.”  Now he frowned. “Are you calling me prideful?”  “You’re both young. Rootless--” Seed-Neeus would giggle as Guilbert blushed. “...Maybe a little prideful. …The existence of pride is not the problem. It’s when the two of you let your pride overwhelm your greater senses.” “I think,” Guilbert said as he set a box up onto the counter to sort the stock. “I am beginning to understand how Reynald feels when Honditar and I admonish him.”

i don't remember if i posted this one before but have it again if that is the case

"Ogres." Reynald exhaled as he spoke. "It had to be more ogres didn't it?" Guilbert put a hand on his twin's shoulder, patting him with the intent to console. "Ah Reynald, there's not much we can do about that. But at least when we're done we can say it's not ogre for the case of proving our father innocent." A withering look from Reynald was Guilbert's reward for such a lousy joke-- though behind them Miraina was grinning ear to ear and trying not to laugh any harder than a snicker under her breath.

[gemkun]

please don't answer this!!

      —       ❝   WOAAAAH   !   you   ticked   so   many   boxes   !   and   i   don't   even   know   you   !   but   at   least   you're   not   chuuya   that's   all   that   matters.   ❞

[tigerlily340]

Lmao you can summon him to turn your enemies into soup 🤣🤣🤣

A demon simply called The Brother. It doesn't have siblings or any family, and it's ambiguous whether that creature itself is even male at all. It just keeps turning everything and everyone into broth.

[flameunquenched]

i'm a grown adult i promise

[wallflowerglitter]

“I’m a good guy. I’m an uncle to DAUGHTERS!”

[jhsharman]

"Handy Dandy"