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#(although gorillas are fairly gentle too but they're stronger and overall just like. a better choice)
shoechoe
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Having my main two interests be orangutans and JJBA is kind of terrible because the only overlap between those two is the absolutely awful Forever character
#forever... im so sorry araki made you horrible and disgusting...
#anyways he sucks. going to go on a rant here in the tags
#araki didn't even bother giving Forever any flanges which (while possible to not have) is like the coolest feature of adult male orangutans
#i guess it sort of makes sense since unflanged male orangutans are more likely to force copulation with females than flanged ones
#but like. still not prepubescent humans... what the fuck
#choosing an orangutan to be an aggressive enemy stand user is just so odd to me
#orangutans are the most gentle apes. if you were going to go with an ape for the mc to fight why not a gorilla or something
#(although gorillas are fairly gentle too but they're stronger and overall just like. a better choice)
#also. why is forever's stand a ship.
#the ocean is literally the worst possible place for orangutans to be.
#there are no places to climb (the things orangutan's bodies are built for) and they can't swim
#it sounds like araki just heard about orangutan intelligence and was like 'cool!'
#so he made an orangutan that essentially just acted like a human and didn't bother putting any more work or research in
#this is why stardust crusaders is my least favorite jojo part /j
#stardust crusaders
#short posts
#rant
#orangutan posting
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