#(god i need to share more of my au. fck.)

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BTS Fics Recs (1/?)

Here are a few of my favorite BTS fics I thought I’d share, enjoy!

he's what you want (i'm what you need) by jonghyunslisterine

Summary: jimin needs to learn how to kiss. word on the streets is that yoongi's a very good kisser.

Ship: Yoonmin

Rating: Explicit

Words: 24k

My opinion: So sweet and cute, it’s one of my first Yoonmin (and BTS in general, tbh) fic and it holds a special place in my heart.

objects in mirror are closer than they appear by bazooka

Summary: It's a four step process: 1. Fall into somebody's head; 2. Figure out what's wrong; 3. Fix it; 4. Fade out, rinse, repeat.Simple, really. Foolproof.

The problem is that Kim Namjoon isn't a fool, and takes a little bit more time. A little bit more work. A little bit more attention.

Ship: Namgi

Rating: Explicit

Words: 16k

My opinion: That story hurt so good, honestly! The plot is super original and I just loved the dynamic between Namjoon and Yoongi. 

when in doubt, blame a coat rack  by anyadisee

Summary: Taehyung levels Jimin with an unimpressed look, finally picking his mug from the table. Pressing his mouth against the warmed porcelain, he says, “Your roommate is probably involved in some dangerous gang shit,” then he pointedly takes a long, long drink. 

Jimin opens his mouth to deny that, maybe even laugh, because really? Really? Min Yoongi, introverted computer engineering senior who appears to have no friends except for the beanpole of a man living in the room across theirs, involved in gangs? It’s so unrealistic. Except— 

Except.It perfectly explains why Yoongi has an anti-super agenda. Oh my god.  

[or: superhero fan jimin and possible gang member yoongi (spoiler: he's not) are roommates. they spend winter break together.]

Ship: Yoonmin

Rating: Teen Up Audiences

Words: 18k

My opinion: This. Is. So. Funny. Seriously, if you’re looking for something sweet and funny, go for it, it’s definitely worth the read!

lass die sonne und mich allein by  euphoriae

Summary: Taehyung thinks 'bf' means best friends. Jimin thought it meant boyfriends.

Ship: Vmin, background Yoonseok

Rating: Teen Up Audiences

Words: 6k

My opinion: Hurt/Comfort and misunderstandings are my weaknesses and this fic had all that and more. Super sweet and soft and Vmin being soulmates material as usual.

oil, lube, service  by embryonicgrip

Summary: "Unless you know what a ‘rear oil change’ is? I mean, what the hell are they going to oil, my tires?” Jimin laughs at the ridiculousness. “Oh, I don’t know, but that sounds kind of kinky, 'changing your rear oil.' It sounds like the mechanic is preparing you for buttsex.”

“Tae!” Jimin complains.  AKA The mechanic AU where Park Jimin thinks Min Yoongi is overcharging him for car maintenance, but he's really not, cue Yoonmin falling in love.

Ship: Yoonmin, minor Taekook and Namjin

Rating: Explicit

Words: 53k

My opinion: The setting is super original and I liked the angst and how the story and characters evolved!

Pause, Rewind, Play by aborescent

Summary: Jimin doesn’t know why it starts. Maybe it’s the eightieth post he’s seen today about him being rejected by Jungkook. But whatever the reason, Jimin starts to not care anymore.

Ship: Jikook

Rating: General Audiences

Words: 3k

My opinion: Honestly super well written, I could definitely see this happening at one point. Super soft, super sweet, just an emotionally constipated Jungkook trying to get his shit together.

once you've got some time, you've got the end  by MauveTarte

Summary: All right, Jimin thinks as the last bright orange petal gets coughed up into the toilet bowl, who’s the sorry fucker that’s in love with him?

Or, A reverse HanaHaki!AU, where the person loved is the one coughing up the flowers.

Ship: Yoonmin

Rating: Teen Up Audiences

Words: 6k

My opinion: Ok, I usually hate HanaHaki!AUs because they’re always so fcking sad, but this one has a happy ending and the fact that the illness symptoms were reversed made it super interesting. And if that fic made me super soft for poor Yoongi… well you can’t prove anything.

all you need is love (and pink) by vppa

Summary:  Most people only have one miniature angel or devil riding on their shoulders to serve as the physical manifestation of their conscience. Poor Namjoon has five, and they're all telling him the same thing: "fucking talk to him god dammit what the fuck is wrong with you"

Ship: Namjin

Rating: General Audiences

Words: 4k

My opinion: So original and fluffy, I loved the concept of this fic!

let's kick the tires and light the fires by MauveTarte

Summary: “What—" falls out of Jimin's mouth as he watches the man whip out a marker from his sweater pocket and, oh my god, deface the back of Jimin’s ticket. The very ticket Jimin was planning to, like, frame or something when he got back home.  

(AKA: Novice business man Jimin may not know who this August guy is, but he does know he's a complete fucking dick.)

Ship: Yoonmin

Rating: Explicit

Words: 14k

My opinion: Another fic by MauveTarte that I’m obsessed with! Rapper!Yoongi and Businessman!Jimin? Sign me the fck up!

because fries and mixtapes  by hoars

Summary: Yoongi works the graveyard shift at a fast food restaurant while trying to make it big. Taehyung has insomnia.

Ship: Taegi

Rating: Not Rated

Words: 6k

My opinion: So. Cute. Seriously, that was super soft, go read it!

pick me up, buttercup by vppa

Summary: AU where your soulmate's first words to you will be tattooed on your wrist when you meet.Which freakin sucks, because Jungkook's forearm will now forever read "Hey baby, if you were a booger, I'd pick you first."

What the fuck, universe.

Ship: Taekook, past VHope

Rating: General Audiences

Words: 9k

My opinion: Oh My God, this fic made me laugh so much, it’s hilarious. Loved loved loved it! Also, I’m a sucker for soulmates!AU.

Common Thread by sugafree

Summary: Red String of Fate AU where Yoongi doesn't believe in soulmates and spends a long time trying to avoid a certain someone on the other end of his red thread. 

Ship: Yoonmin, Namjin

Rating: General Audieces

Words: 4k

My opinion: Short and sweet, I love an emotionally constipated Yoongi!

the moon and the stars (are nothing without you by wowoashley (orphan_account)

Summary: Summary    based off of Real Events that happened to me the other day. i ended up screaming to siobhandestele about it and they told me to write a fic about it. and the word moderation does not exist in my vocabulary so :) based off the prompt: "Taekook college AU! The college tour guide raved about the uni's friendly atmosphere and amicable student body, but wanted a high five from a cute student and all he got was a glare"

Ship: Taekook, minor Yoonseok and MinJoon

Rating: Mature

Words: 19k

My opinion: Super funny and cute, I loved the dynamics, definitely worth the read, especially if, like me, you’re a sucker for College!AUs

Beta Tau Sigma by bazooka

Summary: A collection of events occurring within (and without) the walls of the Beta Tau Sigma fraternity house.

At Beta Tau Sigma, there are only a few rules: 1) have a declared major in the College of Music; 2) keep your GPA above a 3.4; 3) don't let Taehyung into the liquor cabinet; 4) don't fuck up with Kim Seokjin. 

The rest is all fine print.

Ship: Namjin, Yoonmin

Rating: Mature

Words: 123k

My opinion: Okay, I’m pretty sure everyone and their mother knows about Beta Tau Sigma already, but just in case, here it is. This might be one of my fave BTS fic of all times, period. So fcking funny, so fcking sweet, seriously adorable and soft while so heartbreaking (it is a slowburn after all). Honestly, if you haven’t read it, what are you even waiting for?

Can't Hide Our Love (But We Can Try) by melecs

Summary: Four people think Jimin and Taehyung are dating. (Hoseok knows they’re not).

Ship: VHope

Rating: Teen Up Audiences

Words: 4k

My opinion: Ok, that was hilarious. The summary says it all, BTS notice things and reach a (wrong) conclusion. Ft. Supportive BTS and lovey-dovey VHope!

Safe and Sound by bazooka

Summary:  From a tumblr prompt: Jin is a prince, and Namjoon is his bodyguard.

"You're sort of bad at this." "Nah. You're safe, aren't you?"

Ship: Namjin

Rating: Mature

Words: 10k

My opinion: Probably the fic that first got me into Namjin. It’s so sweet and lovely, a must-read for any Namjin lover.

Money can't buy happiness (except when it does) by Sharleena

Summary: “So, I know that you're homeless and that you don't need my pity, it's just that I noticed you always write on the edges of your notebook because you probably can't buy a new one, so I bought you six new notebooks and... wait, are you crying?” AU

Ship: Yoonmin, background Taekook and Namjin

Rating: Teen Up Audiences

Words: 14k

My opinion: Okay, this fic made me feel so many emotions, it’s not even funny. Homeless!Yoogi meets Selfless!Jimin and it. is. so. soft. A bit angsty at times (because yes Yoongi is homeless), but also super funny and sweet.

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The Royals - PJH pt.2

who?: Wanna One’s Park Jihoon genre: 🌸🌺 type: bullet point TW: absent father, blood, physical violence, knives, guns

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The Royals 

KD | • mafia AU 

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• an ear-splitting crash resounds throughout the upper levels and you feel your hair stand on the edge, nervous shivers wracking your being • a silence passes before all The Royals members shove their chairs against the door and peel away a faux vent to reveal an escape route • ‘Seongwoo’s here with the car. Daniel left with the Mnet guy a few minutes before his back up arrived,’ Sejeong hisses, willing for her teammates to work faster • ‘thank god we cleared his hideout out a few days ago!’ • one by one, they slip out of the escape. then slowly, your grandparents disappear out the opening without giving it a second thought • Jihoon shakes his head, refusing to escape without you • ‘hurry up, go while you still can.’ • you hear yells and heavy footsteps quickly invading the basement • your hands are shuddering but not from the chill, you know your face is bleached white • Jihoon turns to you and boosts you to the opening, gritting his teeth • ‘go now or we’re both dead!’ • he manages to seal the escape route shut just as the hinges of the original metal door fly off • before you can even crawl out of the passageway, Yoojung and Daehwi yank you out and push you into the backseat of an expensive looking car • just ahead, your grandparents speed off in another one • perfect timing • Sejeong is in the drivers seat and someone, you trust her more than anyone else to drive • tears finally stream down your face as the car races by, you aren’t sure which one is faster • usually, you would take this time to admire the view of the surroundings but your vision is so blurred you can barely make out what’s in front of you • no one says a word • a soft blanket droops over your shoulders, the tears pause • Jihoon tries his best to shoot you an encouraging smile, running his hand on your shoulder for comfort • ‘where are we headed?’ you manage to croak out the question, voice strained • ‘......I hope this isn’t too much but...The Royals Headquarters.’ • ah yes how underwhelming indeed, I totally don’t feel the pressure • surprisingly, HQ is a small, gated apartment block situated at the very border of the main city • it must all be 101 owned • the royals? the riches. • from that part onwards, all else is a mirage, a mere passing blur of time - too many events consolidated into one massive one, too much to comprehend • vaguely, you remember Daniel - the leader - speaking about things before Jihoon and Sejeong escorted you to the apartments, in a more secluded part of the huge complex • you wondered how this place never got raided or discovered • there is a series of intricate codes to key in though • + a face recognition door, iris scanner, handprint ID...just to open the first of many doors • you’re way too blur and muddled to realise Sejeong and Jihoon have tucked you into a large queen bed with dark silken sheets • ‘goodnight.’ • and it’s lights out. • recap: this all happened around 12pm - 3pm in the afternoon so... • when you finally open your eyes again, the sun is setting and the skies outside of the sealed window are a mishmash of pinks and fading yellows • before you can get out of the foreign bed, the mahogany double doors swing open and Jihoon - now dressed in a more casual grey shirt and sweatpants - steps in • his eyes still sparkle and he put his hair up, exposing his forehead • dead • ‘oh good, you’re awake in time for dinner.’ his voice is tender and low • ‘there’s a glass of water beside you,’ Jihoon says, pointing to a tall glass sitting on the bedside table • you take a long sip before asking, ‘what happened while I was asleep? where am I?’ • Jihoon moves to sit in the armchair opposite the four-poster bed, he plays with his hands in his lap • ‘you’re in my wing of Daehwi and I’s shared mansionette’ - a flat spanning two or more floors - ‘hmm, your grandparents are resting in our common room and...now, we’re heading to dinner. Daniel and Somi need to talk to you about things.’ • you gulp • how did I go from working at my grandparent’s store to nearly being stabbed by an Mnet member, escaping a gang and now, I fell asleep in Park Jihoon’s bed? oh yes, not to mention I’ll be having dinner with The Royals bosses, Kang Daniel and Jeon Somi • ‘oh,’ is all you can say • Jihoon clears his throat and stands to leave. ‘Daehwi and Yoojung left some clothes for you, they’re in the en-suite bathroom over there. Let me know when you’re ready to go. I’ll be in my study.’ • you nod, still in shock, throwing off the smooth sheets and stretching • just as Jihoon reaches for the door, he turns around and meets your eye • ‘hey....’ • ‘yeah?’ • he runs a hand through his hair and shyly adds, ‘today was rough and uh...if anything...uhm...j-just know that I-I’m here if you need to talk or something...’ • that made your entire day • 4.0 GPA, crops are growing, birds are singing, skin is clear • you smile back at him • ‘sure.’ • the smile can’t leave even after he shuts the door, or when you start washing up and changing outfits • even as you’re walking to Daniel’s place for dinner • it’s oddly comforting to know there’s someone who you can depend on and confide it, even if it’s someone you’ve only reunited with for 7 hours, even if it’s a mafia member, one of the most powerful ones in that cutthroat society • dinner is wonderful, no doubt there are celebrity chefs working as private chefs for The Royals • Royalty only eats the best • you find out that the leaders of the 101 look like they could kill you - and can - but are actually cinnamon rolls • the kind of cinnamon rolls that make you drop dead after taking a bite • both of them agree that your grandparents would have to move into their terrace • the store would be run by a neighbouring ‘company’, another mafia called EXO, and of course, your family could visit anytime, as long as they brought bodyguards • ‘why are you so nice to us?’ you whispered out of curiosity • Somi and Daniel exchange looks • ‘...because your family has given us our key members, because your family cares for us like one of their own.’ Somi reveals cautiously. ‘we don’t expect you to understand it now since you never knew.’ • grandma and grandpa gang gang asf • after you guys finish up dessert admiring the view from Daniel’s penthouse, Somi escorts you back to your room • ‘I hope Jihoon or Daehwi don’t mind sleeping on the couch for a while,’ she jokes, batting an eye. • Daehwi greets you at the door just as you bid Somi good night • he doesn’t even bother to hide his smug grin, excitedly shaking your hand and hopping up and down • ‘soooo, Jihoon’s out right now but I’m sure he won’t mind you sleeping first. You can borrow some of my clothes first but...I know Jihoon really won’t mind if you take one of his shirts. He has way too many,’ the purple haired boy leads you to Jihoon’s walk-in wardrobe • as expected, it’s filled to the brim • one section is all business attire - some dark sports attire and crisp black suits. the other side comprises of colourful clothing items, some are questionable • Daehwi riffles through a drawer and pulls out a plain black t-shirt, handing it to you with a pair of exercise shorts • ‘it’s already 11pm, you should be getting to sleep!’ he chimes, all angelic but it fools no one, especially you. • ‘seriously?’ you huff but not out of annoyance • Daehwi purses his lips, raising a brow. ‘Anyone who can’t see that Jihoon is interested in you is blind. He’s so whipped.’ • right then, the door bursts open, revealing a red-faced Jihoon • ‘goodnight y/n! I’ll take you to the terrace tomorrow,’ Daehwi winks before speeding out of the wardrobe • ‘I-I...’ you realise you don’t have any valid reason to wear his clothes, or even step into his closet • Jihoon dismisses it. ‘keep the shirt, I have too many of the same ones. You probably look much better in it than me.’ • blush blush blush • when you emerge from the bathroom fully dressed and smelling like sweet flowers thanks to the array of colognes and perfumes in Jihoon’s bathroom • fck gender roles am I right? • Jihoon is already lounging comfortably in his armchair, scrolling through his iPad, but his eyes illuminate when he sees you • ‘I...uh, hope you don’t mind sleeping in my bed. Don’t worry, Daehwi and I cleaned the entire place earlier.’ • ‘oh,’ you say shyly ‘thanks but you don’t have to, I can take the couch.’ • ‘no, no, stay here. it’s safer. the keypad is almost impossible to break through but I’m not taking risks with you,’ he insists. ‘I can’t lose you again.’ • again? • lose me? • Jihoon stop speaking in Shakespeare • your apparent confusion his enough to send him into a flustered panic • remembering his manners, he gestures for you to take a seat on the edge of his bed before explaining • ‘hmm, we were really close when we were young but I guess you don’t recall much or anything at all. Then, you moved to the city and I never saw you again, until now. Pity, you confessed you had a crush on me,’ • your jaw falls open, a gasp leaving your lips. ‘No I didn’t!’ your hand smacks his bicep. ‘I never said that!’ • Jihoon laughs, amused and shaking his head. ‘Whatever you say then. Sleep well.’ he moves to exit the room • ‘y/n?’ • ‘yeah?’ • the dim bedside lamp allows you to barely make out the small smile that graces his features • ‘I missed you, I’m glad we met again.’ • ‘yeah, me too. goodnight~’ • his smile is the last thing you see before your head hits the pillow and your eyes flutter shut, unaware of Jihoon sneaking back in to take the gun under the pillow away from you • you know, just in case • he safely keeps it before returning to his sofa bed in the living room, a stupid, dreamy grin on his face • today was one of the more memorable missions • he couldn’t wait to make more memories in the mafia • perhaps more together with you

[hisuuuuuu]

I was tagged by @tvvy and @dallyingdivergent thank youuu!! 💕💕

1.) If you had one, what was your ‘stereotype’ in school? (jock, nerd, goth, etc)

idk if it has a name but I was like the sweet quiet one that was kind to pretty much everyone. like the krista of the school pretty much aha. like I remember one day I was helping the school sell chocolates and my friend wasn’t going to but she said I was too cute to say no to ahaha aw I miss the days at school when I wasn’t ridden by mental illnesses rip


2.) What are your favorite and least favorite foods?

favourite: aw man idk maybe bacon? bacon hasn’t let me down in a while now least favourite: peanuts maybe?


3.) Who is your favorite character from your current fandom and why?

leviiii ackermannnn. I won’t say all the reasons bc this will go on for too long but this man came from nothing (he literally would have died if it weren’t for kenny god bless him) to a well known hero. and like he never once got cocky about this or his title (in fact I think he hates the burden of it but is willing to sacrifice that part of him for humanity). despite all the shit he’s been through (which is a lot of shit) he still remains kind and untainted (to a point. like he’s willing to get his hands dirty for what he believes in. he’s definitely not pure). but yea all he wants is to protect and save humanity and his friends from the titans. he literally just wants to get rid of them all so they can rest and find peace (probably bc he knows he won’t be able to so he’s willing to die so others can 😭) I’m gonna stop here bc I’m gonna cry and bc this is gonna get too long but I just love everything about him!!


4.) If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

my fear of some social situations & risk taking (I’m getting better tho!)


5.) What are your favorite hobbies?

video games, video editing, listening to & playing music, dancing (I’m planning on taking lessons soon if my anxiety chills)


6.) Spring, Summer, Fall, or Winter?

fall


7.) What’s one obstacle you’ve overcome recently?

I think I’ve finally found peace with myself and I don’t take many things as much to heart anymore. it’s actually a really big thing I don’t know why I’m not celebrating lmao


8.) Yes or no:

Pineapple on pizza? it’s not too bad. honestly it used to be my favourite but now I’d rather not but eh it’s ok

Fries dipped in mayonnaise? omg haha possibly? I haven’t had mayo in so long bc it used to make me sick. I mean the thought makes me sick but I guess for like three fries I could handle it lmao

Ketchup on eggs? my dude!!! it’s not a bad taste but the yolk goes pink and it’s so cute!! 


9.) What is your most resourceful skill?

remaining positive, optimistic and calm in stressful situations (most of the time)


10.) If you could pick three fictional characters to bring to life, who would they be and why?

ymir so Icoulddattteeherrrrrr erwin smith bc I want him as my dadddd xander from buffy bc he’d be a good friend and he’s got that dorky humour which I love


11.) What is the end-goal for you; What do you want to do with your life?

I’d like to move to some nice lil city and have a job that I adore with a nice circle of friends, a beautiful home to share with my beautiful gf and beautiful dogs, and to just be happy and at peace with my life that’d be cool

1. What is your LEAST favorite color?

purple maybe? I like most pastel purples tho

2. Which trope in a fanfic do you absolutely hate and want to die?

omg uke/seme tbh

3. Pick a favorite character from your current fandom and write at least one headcanon about them.

oh my gosh ok it’s levi but I’m gonna use this to write about the beautiful rare pair that is moburi haha

when moblit isn’t busy making sure hange is still alive and breathing, he and levi chill out together. they bond over their love but stress and concern over hange. levi drinks tea whilst moblit drinks coffee (which is more than often mixed with some alcohol) while they chat and unwind with the other. they’ll often light heartedly complain about the day they had or something

levi admires moblit’s artistic skill (he literally in canon calls them masterpieces) and likes to just quietly watch him sketch or doodle. as someone with little to no artistic skill he finds it fascinating to watch how effortlessly he can bring something to life. it’s also very soothing and relaxing for him. it takes both their minds off of things or on whatever it is moblit is drawing

moblit at first was flustered by this because of the amount of attention he was getting and the pressure of not messing up because someone is watching. soon enough it became routine for them and moblit could truly relax around levi as he drew

if levi finds moblit drinking on his own (which is quite common) he’ll often join him and work on paperwork as it has no effect on him while they silently enjoy each other’s company

levi likes to if he can to include moblit and any other cadet that’s often left out in conversation or something social bc he loves all his soldiers and wants them to at least have some gOOD MEMORIES BEFORE THEY DIE BYE I HATE THAT THIS ENDED IN ANGST IT WASNT MEANT TO BUT FCK IT IF IT INVOLVES LEVI OF COURSE IT IS I HATE

ALSO IM SORRY THIS GOT LONG I JUST LOVE MY BOYS AND LEVI I’m so gonna use this as a ref to write a moburi fic btw omg

4. Which movie universe would you like to place the characters of your current fandom in?

movie universe.. I was gonna say life is strange bc of the high school au but that’s a video game rip. kingsman maybe? or pmmm. actually nvm just the happiest movie universe where no one dies thanks like some fun college movie or something lmao

5. Enemies-to-lovers or Childhood-friends-to-lovers?

enemies-to-lovers probably but childhood-friends-to-lovers is pretty cute too

6. Who would you switch bodies with, and why?

I don’t think I would tbh I don’t know I don’t want to mess with another persons life like all john malkovich style haha. I always wanted to be mystique tho so I could change the appearance of mine like to just improve little things and cosplaying would be so heavenly and easy I could become all my favs aha

7. Favorite book genre?

mystery/suspense maybe

8. Which video game universe would you like to live in, and why?

animal crossing: new leaf! bc everyone’s so nice and cute and you’ve got everything you need within walking distance like a convenience store, retail, a museum! a coffee shop like bruh

9. Where would you like go on a first date?

probably the movies bc then if you don’t like the person it isn’t as awkward bc you can just enjoy the movie lol

10. For you, what is the right age to get married?

21 and up probably

11. Favorite ice cream flavor

neapolitan bc I can’t pick haha

I tag: @tatakaeeren @apetitan @yaboylevi @sanspert @eren–gayger @micasaas @piecks @reibertx @sarianapng @kenny-ackerman @drunksara

and my 11 questions are:

1. favourite album: 2. favourite time of day: 3. a song you could listen on repeat and never get tired of: 4. favourite rare pair/s: 5. a song that never fails to make you happy: 6. if you had to cosplay anyone who would it be? 7. what would you say your 'style’ is? 8. if you had to get a tattoo what would it be? 9. favourite video game: 10. a ship that is similar to your relationship goals: 11. what was your first plushie/soft toy/teddy’s name?