#(that first one though. Nami is smart but you can't tell me she wouldn't try to train the dogs to retrieve gold)

[ikkaku-of-heart]

@thundertempo​ asked: ✏️for Nami

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Ikkaku: Someone care to explain why we have 6 dogs in our apartment? Nami: They're golden retrievers, dude. They retrieve gold. I did this for us.

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Kidnapper: I have your partner. Nami: What? I don't have a partner... Kidnapper: Then who just called me a lowlife bitch and spit in my face? Nami: Oh my god, you have Ikkaku.

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Ikkaku: I’m genuinely surprised you haven’t gotten arrested, let alone gotten a felony yet. Nami: Nat 20 Charisma. Ikkaku: That is NOT how that works-

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Ikkaku: You know, people treat me like a god. Nami: How? Ikkaku: They ignore my existence unless they need something.

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Nami: You use humor to deflect your trauma. Ikkaku: Awww, thanks- Nami: That’s not a good thing. Ikkaku: All I’m hearing is that you think I’m funny.