#(tucking this lovingly into my monster theory tag)

[kaaramel]

i got tagged in one of those twenty-question games by @rizzy-ri

Name: as far as the internet is concerned? Karma Chameleon will do

Nickname: karma alarma, kaara, clam, camel, and so on

Height: 5’ 4″ and a bit

Sexual orientation: a line of question marks and a footnote that reads “monsters”

Nationality: USA, unfortunately (irish/filipino descent)

Favorite fruit: uhhhh kiwi? kiwi’s good

Favorite season: winterrrrrr all i want out of life is to cocoon myself in 20 blankets

Favorite plant: bleeding hearts:

Favorite scent: woodsmoke

Favorite color: GREEN, TEAL, PURBLE in that order

Favorite animal: i recognize that i lean on the chameleon motif to the point of self-parody but i do love em!! and cats! and spiders! and Every Animal! All!!!

Coffee, Tea, or Hot Chocolate: hot chocolate! sometimes tea. never coffee Average hours of sleep: like, six or seven probably? don’t do this, btw. it sucks. you, reading this, get your full 8-10 or i’ll break into your house and lovingly tuck you in Dog person or cat person: cat! full respect for dogs of course but cats have my Heart Favorite fictional character: i’ve gotten this far down the line answering all these ‘favorite thing’ questions and i think my restraint has been commendable but THIS FAR NO FURTHER, i absolutely cannot choose just one. i refuse Number of blankets you sleep with: as many as possible. then i kick ‘em all off in the middle of the night. so it goes. Dream trip: if like, physical feasibility isn’t an issue? the no-holds-barred dream trip would be “drop me in the marianas trench so i can wave at all the oceanic monstrosities i pass”

Blog created: is this asking “when was your blog created?” i can’t tell. uh. if so? 2011

Number of followers: ........................ 2,030, this continuously surprises me, cannot believe y’all stick around

Random fact: what, any? uh, one theory about the evolution of insect wings is that they developed from what were originally gill structures, repurposed. i hope it’s true, it’s sorta poetic.

i don’t pass these things on, just on principle, but if you wanna do it just say i tagged you, life’s too short