#*♡◞. — i think it's time to call in a favour ( open starter. )

[nightwontlast]

❝    Heheh.        Valentine's    Day.    ❞        Yes    he    does    think    it's    funny.        He    does    this    every    year.

[neetily]

꣑୧ ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ── MATCHUP EVENT: Date #6

♡ cupid's victim number six!! ♡

waow!!! thank u so much friend for all the info your provided, it made matching you up all the easier! here's to hoping that you enjoy my picks, and that you find this enjoyable <3

─ you have one new message from...

Kylar . . .

i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you

Why? well, namely your enjoyment for yanderes! an obsessive and possessive partner seems perfect for you, just like kylar! someone who is willing to do anything and everything for you, at your beck and call no matter WHAT!! and, i know that you said that your ideal partner is someone that can cook! even though i HC kylar as a terrible cook, i also know deep down in my bones that he'd be so willing to learn literally anything for you, and at a stupid skill/pace too! so he'd love to cook for you any time you ask, often without you even needing to ask! you two have similar vibes with the whole social awkwardness too, and i think it would help you both relate and get on well together! two shy besties turned lovers, the kind of relationship where being quiet together is a favoured past time. where you both only feel comfortable being yourself around each other, y'know? he'd also absolutely adore all of your dirty comments/jokes, joining in by making some of his own with you because he can't help himself!! similar humour type vibe!

not to mention that fact that he'd be so down to game with you every night, cuddling together under bedsheets like little kids, playing pokemon on the switch/ds as a couple!! or he'd even be happy just to watch you play, so long as he can be by your side.

in conclusion: he loves the fact that you accept him for his awkward self, and he'd adore doing just about anything you wanted because he's downright obsessed with you. and in return, i think you'd benefit from how similar he is to you with his humour and hobbies! i can totally see you both getting high together too, all soft and cute ugh </3...

Gamer time! . . .

hidden under soft bedsheets, a mess of limbs and even softer sighs, kylar enjoys his little late night gamer date with you.

it's always the best getting to date and hang out with you within the privacy and comfort of his very own four familiar walls. where he can dote on you in secrecy, nuzzling his nose against your neck so gently, so sweetly, a reminder that he's still there and that he loves you so and that he's soooooooo happy to be spending some good quality time with you tonight!

which is in stark contrast to how unfair and deep his cock rests inside of you right now, fat and thick, pulsing in time with how hard his heart beats for you. beading precum against your squishy walls, chewing on his bottom lip to keep his whining quiet enough so that he can hear the gameplay from your switch instead so as to engage with you beyond meagre humps and greedy whines.

"i— ah, fire. i think you should— mm!"

it doesn't help much, shaky moans escaping his bitten bruised lips with a twitch of his cock as soon as he opens his mouth to help you decide on which starter pokemon to pick. and his arms start to tremble too, doing his best to keep most of his weight off of you as you lay on your tummy, nice and comfortable under him as his cock remains buried in your tight little cunt. soft ass providing ample cushion for his pelvis to rest against as he wiggles around for comfort... or, perhaps more honestly, fucks his cock a little deeper into your sopping wet hole. just to hear the sweet squelch again and again, something akin to a confession, don't you think?

this is his absolute favourite thing about spending date night at home, all cosied up together, melting from each others shared body heat; it's just so nice, isn't it? to feel so completely accepted, whimpering down your ear when your hole chokes his cock a little tighter, coaxing more pre to spurt from his heavy cock. he's glad that you're in agreement too, allowing him to enact such a perverted fantasy out on you as you try to enjoy your game, but he doesn't miss the way you head starts to hang lower and lower the longer his cock rests inside of you.

and you still haven't managed to pick a starter yet, squirming under him in a way that leaves him breathless, hips just aching, thighs just burning with primal need to move.

and yet the remains still. keeps warming his cock because it's fun to see how long he can last, to make this date go on for as long as possible. into the morning, perhaps, where you'll have to skip school with him in favour of maybe finishing a few battles on your game— oh. and milking his cock.

— you like to... listen to music when alone! here is a playlist that i think fits your matchup!

Suki Suki Daisuki - Jun Togawa

The Red Means I Love You - Madds Buckley

Bust Your Kneecaps - Pomplamoose

Hayden . . .

afternoon love! fancy a little one on one afternoon tea time chat? been thinking about you, would be nice to have you taste test my new recipe x

Why? he's a BIG MAN!!! a big beefy boy, strong and muscly with that little bit of chub that you said you enjoy !! he's got the build for cuddles that i think you'd appreciate, but also the strength to help you with whatever you may need, which is NEVER a negative in my opinion! also it's shown in game that he at least appreciates tea time, and im almost certain he has a food event too? regardless, i also headcanon him as one of the best cooks in mistria, i mean... man lives on his own farm! fresh ingredients, up at the crack of dawn to deal with the animals, it's a no brainer to me that he makes good and proper use of what the land offers him, y'know? a foodie for you to enjoy <3 he'd make you breakfast in bed and lunch on the farm and dinner in his cosy house ugh... just always making sure you're fed and fed well! i also feel like he falls in well to the yandere trope cousin of: big dumb himbo, wherein he literally only has eyes for you. like a loyal dog, you never have to worry abut him straying because the hearts in his eyes exist solely for you, forever and always !! please don't break his heart <3

he would enjoy playing into the whole daddy kink play that you've got, even in a casual sense! would absolutely adore taking care of you in and out the bedroom; you can rely on him always! and he'd always be down to be you singing and dancing partner, thoroughly enjoying the vulnerability you display when doing so!

Afternoon Tea Time . . .

"so glad you could make it!"

his heart thumps with excitement upon your arrival, like he's harbouring a teenage crush or something. the table already set with the classic tea time setup he's been known for, classic cups that appear far too small for his big working hands, but that he insists on using every single time in spite of his difficulties. mostly because they were expensive, and he doesn't want them to go to waste. but also, more selfishly, because he knew that you were coming— and you deserve nothing but the best!

"here, thought i'd make y'up somethin' special too. as per our last chat, i mean." he beams, smile wide and toothy to showcase his genuine enthusiasm as you sit down, a new addition to his usual spread sat front and centre of his little cabin table.

it's in an equally as expensive ceramic bowl, picked especially for you at the saturday market, except he's only just gotten the courage to use it. though he's far too bashful to admit to such things without interrogation beforehand, and he can feel his cheeks flush all nice and warm upon your inspection of it's contents.

he's never been the best at keeping secrets, nor is he at flirting. but he hopes his attempts at courting you are proving successful, even if his big dumb mouth blabbers before he has a chance to catch himself. before you can even inquire about the mysterious liquid!

"french onion soup!" he splays his arms wide, as if aiming for a silent ta-da! "you mentioned it during our last meetin' an', well... i looked up the recipe last night jus' for you! wanted t'thank ya, mostly. fr'keepin' me company, an' fr'good conversation'."

the reason behind his small gift is flimsy at best, he knows it. though it's true, the real reason behind why there's a bowl of soup before you in addition to the fancy tea cups is more embarrassing than that. hot tipped ears and timid smile tugging on his features when you flash him an eager grin.

really, he should have admitted the truth of: wanted to spend more quality time with you, here is my heart laid bare, in soup bowl form. but alas, the casual thanks and cheeky wink you offer him in return before digging in has his heart aflutter regardless.

you know, and that's enough. that's all his swooning heart can manage for now!

— you like to... listen to music when alone! here is a playlist that i think fits your matchup!

We Belong Together - Ritchie Valens

Where's My Love - SYML

Hey Lover - The Daughters Of Eve

[velissiamemes]

♡  Shrek Sentence Starters ♡

Quotes from the movie Shrek (2001)! Feel free to adjust as needed.

“She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon.”

“It'll grind your bones for it's bread.”

“Please, don't turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again.”

“Five shillings for the possessed toy.”

“Father, please! Don't let them do this! Help me!”

“Talk, you boneheaded dolt, talk!”

“You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly.”

“Hey, wait a minute! I got a great idea! I'll stick with you.”

“Together we'll scare the spit out of anybody that crosses us.”

“Your breath certainly will get the job done, 'cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something”

“Only a true friend would be that cruelly honest.”

“You got that kind of "I-don't-care-what-nobody-thinks-of-me" thing. I like that. I respect that.”

“You know you are quite a decorator. It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget.”

“I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.”

“I like my privacy.”

“You don't know what it's like to be considered a freak.”

“This is gonna be fun! We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning... I'm making waffles”

“What are you doing in my swamp?”

“He huffed and he puffed and he signed an eviction notice.”

“Do not get comfortable. Your welcome is officially worn out.”

“You're a monster.”

“No, no, not the buttons. Not my gumdrop buttons!”

“Do you know the muffin man?”

“She's a loaded pistol who likes piña coladas and getting caught in the rain.”

“You're going the right way for a smacked bottom.”

“Maybe I could have decapitated an entire village and put their heads on a pike, gotten a knife, cut open their spleen and drink their fluids. Does that sound good to you?

“Parfaits may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet.”

“Did you do that? You gotta warn somebody before you just crack one off. My mouth was open and everything.”

“Let's have a dance then, shall me?“

“I'm gonna die.”

“So where is this fire-breathing pain-in-the-neck anyway?”

“The princess will be up the stairs in the highest room in the tallest tower.”

“I'm an asthmatic, and I don't know if it'd work out if you're gonna blow smoke rings and stuff.”

“This be-ith our first meeting. Should it not be a wonderful, romantic moment?”

“You know, you should sweep me off my feet out yonder window and down a rope onto your valiant steed.”

“You could recite an epic poem for me. A ballad? A sonnet! A limerick?”

“I pray that you take this favour as a token of my gratitude.”

“Slow down, baby, please.”

“I believe it's healthy to get to know someone over a long period of time. Just call me old-fashioned.”

“Let's just say I'm not your type, okay?”

“Put me down, or you will suffer the consequences! This is not dignified! Put me down!”

“Hey, can you tell my future from these stars?”

“Look, I'm not the one with the problem, okay? It's the world that seems to have a problem with me.”

“They judge me before they even know me. That's why I'm better off alone.”

“Look, if you wanted to be alone, all you had to do was ask.”

“Now, I don't mean to brag, but I make a mean weed rat stew.”

“You're afraid of the dark, aren't you?”

“Wake up and smell the pheromones. Just go on in and tell her how you feel.”

“Ah, that's beautiful. I didn't know you wrote poetry.”

“Only my true love's kiss can break the spell.”

“I mean, really, who can ever love a beast so hideous and ugly?”

“I ask your hand in marriage. Will you be the perfect bride for the perfect groom?”

“You are mean to me. You insult me and you don't appreciate anything that I do! You're always pushing me around or pushing me away.”

“You're so wrapped up in layers, onion boy, you're afraid of your own feelings.”

“She said I was ugly, a hideous creature.”

“Really, it's rude enough being alive when no one wants you, but showing up uninvited to a wedding...”

“He's not your true love.”

“We're but a kiss away from our "happily ever after." Now kiss me!”

“I'll make you regret the day we met. I'll see you drawn and quartered! You'll beg for death to save you!”

“Celebrity marriages. They never last, do they?”