#-gotta let it go and say ''fuck it. i pick mayo. mayo goes hard'' y'know. | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

steakout-05 · 4 months

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if i were a splatoon character i would be the most annoying person in a splatfest ever because i would take so fucking long to vote for which thing i side with because my autistic brain loves to weigh every single little factor of an option to make sure it's the absolutely correct one to make in any given scenario.

"mayo or ketchup? hmmm well personally i'm more of a mayonnaise man myself but at the same time ketchup has many qualities that i find to be very pleasing when combined with certain flavours that mayonnaise just doesn't mesh well with. still though i find that i prefer the more eggy savoury taste of mayo compared to ketchup buuut-"

"OH MY GOD YOU'RE CHOOSING A CONDIMENT, NOT DECIDING THE NEXT 10 YEARS OF YOUR LIFE! JUST PICK ONE!!!" lmaooo

#splatoon #splatfest #autism #autistic #my autism grants me with the superhuman power to be the most annoying bitch in the whole world /j #it's so funny though because i could spend close to half an hour trying to weigh out every detail about an option i'm picking because i-#-want to factor in as many things as possible to make an informed decision and the thing i'm picking will be like. bread or toast #weighing your options accurately is a great skill to have but sometimes it's not applicable in every scenario and sometimes i just-#-gotta let it go and say ''fuck it. i pick mayo. mayo goes hard'' y'know.#now that i think about it though maybe picking mayo in the context of splatfests would be the equivalent of deciding the next-#-10 years of my life considering article 4 of splatfest law

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