#.sender: 🖌 anon

[angel-gone-south]

I'm a sad little boy give me tweek please

🖌anon

Imp!Tweek x Youth Pastor!Reader

Just because I love you

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Well, you had screwed up. Hardcore. Father Maxi was going to kill you over this one. Fudged the bucket, kicked the can- anything you could think of to describe this ABSOLUTE mess was some stupid scrambled phrase in the face of... him.

This all started because your fellow student, Craig, was nice enough to tell you to summon a demon to expel. Now that you were thinking about it... yeah, this was a set up. He just wanted the Head Youth Pastor position to himself. (Which you gladly would have let him have!)

So, you had found a crummy old book and done the ritual. Circle of your own blood, blackened candles, ash and an object with deep meaning to oneself. You'd chosen your necklace, a small crystal hanging from a chain.

When he showed up, though, you regretted any and all decisions that led you here. He rose from the (now flaming) circle, grinning and holding your necklace in a clawed hand.

"How cute." His eyes fixated upon you, a forked tongue flicking out over his sharp fangs and cracked lips. "The littlest of priests."

You dropped to your knees in awe, silver cross dropping from your hand and skidding across the ground. All verses left your head- you were utterly defenseless against him, now. His shrill voice bellowed an echoing laugh.

"Well, you summoned me. And I wanna play."

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[angel-gone-south]

Slay the day away 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈💅💅💅💅💅💅💅

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dawgggggg get the fuck outta here i know just who this is.