#Apparently loving Scanlan is a curse or sumthin'

[sapphiresterreart]

Hey.

Hey what if we just.

Turned off the lights?

Don't worry it'll be fun! He'll make a good friend while he's alone in the dark, promise.

See? He'll even receive the highest of compliments!

Wisest sage 5evah. This guy is as old as time so surely he'd know a thing or two. How delightful for Scanlan's self-esteem.

As a bonus, he'll get a meaningful gift. He earned it first, of course, passed the Never-Been-Wounded Sphinx' Trial through the power of friendship music laced with emotional damage. But it's still from a trusted, friendly face. Isn't that nice? What a boost to his confidence!

What a boost it is, indeed. You go tiny man! You fight that mean ole dragon with your new BFF! Look at him hyping himself up and inviting the gang to tag along. He's gonna have so much fun!

Whuh–

Now hold on–

Hey wait just a minute here.