#BREAKING NEWS: Local forest cryptid spotted hanging out with a drunk lady speaking the worst French I've ever heard !!

[zalgoid]

If I may share another headcanon..

Clockwork is from France. Born there, she but grew up in America and so while she does know some sentences and words, she's not fluent.

She can only speak around 15% of the language and no one has ever heard her speak it.. unless she's drunk.

When Clockwork gets stupidly drunk (which is rare) she just starts speaking French gibberish, accent and all, while everyone around her just looks on in absolute awe and confusion.

It's like she's completely forgotten how to speak English, and the rest of the night she's just talking to people in shitty broken French just getting progressively more annoyed because no one has a clue what the fuck she's yelling about.

She had no recollection of it the next day when she woke up. Nearly punted Jeff a few times after that for pronouncing her name in a French accent to try and mess with her.

Bro just imagine being some dude just trying to walk home and then some crazy lady with a clock stuck in her face who is drunk off her ass tries to pick a fight with you or smth.

I actually have a similar(ish) hc! Not for clockwork but for EJ. EJ was born and raised in Russia and spoke only Russian until they where in the 7th grade. They can now speak Russian and English (but have a real thick accent). Since nobody around them understands Russian they speak mainly English but if mad or drunk off their ass they will just yell at people in Russian.

I personally want to see these two drunk together, not understanding a word the other is saying but vibing.