#Biz doesn't have a SIR unit!!

[leilanising]

Meet my invader zim oc, Biz!

Click for better quality

Biz is part of a special force of irken soldier. Genetic or surgical changes have been made so that Biz can function as a walking, talking communications tower. Like, the antenna were turned to actual antenna 📡 and a headset helps to do proper communication.

With the antenna, Biz can kinda hear every single open irken transmission, and also do hacking to hear private transmissions, or listen in on enemy comms. Along with this tho, means that Biz heard the last transmission of the irken armada, before they all died. Like the screams and everything. Angst ✨️

Sort of like one of the last irkens, like zim. Biz heads to earth to hide. Least that's sort of the story I've figured out :P

[oacest]

Posted on Thu, Aug. 01, 2002

A new story, morning glory BY EVELYN MCDONNELL

To say that Oasis was to mid-'90s England what Bruce Springsteen was to mid-'80s America would be an understatement.

Rarely has an act so perfectly captured a national zeitgeist as brothers Noel and Liam Gallagher and the rest of the band's working-class heroes. They tapped into post-Thatcherite swinging Britannia, with such songs as Cigarettes & Alcohol and Wonderwall.

In the United States, Oasis was just one of the leaders of the would-be Britpop invasion, nothing to distract us for long from hip-hop. But across the pond, for at least two albums, rock's favorite hooligans were the Beatles and the Rolling Stones.

Until they messed it up. The U.K.'s rogue rockers could possibly have conquered the United States as well, except the Gallaghers let their infamous feuding and partying take over their career. Older brother Noel, the band's main songwriter and guitarist, left the group during one American tour and canceled another, in part because even he had tired of singer Liam's drunken escapades, which frequently involved fisticuffs. Perhaps even more damaging, Oasis released a mediocre third album, Be Here Now, which even Noel admits he can't listen to.

But that's all over now. Oasis has released a fine new CD, Heathen. It's in the middle of a tour that begins its U.S. leg Friday in South Florida at Pompano Beach. Noel says the band sounds "better than ever."

"It's the most enjoyable tour I've ever been on," the guitarist says. 'It's because I'm 35 and I've finally got to the point where I go, 'None of this matters, so I'm just going to enjoy it.' I've gotten to a point where I understand it all now. I don't have to be young anymore. I can now legitimately say, I'm 35, I'm going to bed."

DRUGS, DIVORCES

Noel has revealed he had a cocaine problem, a habit he kicked a couple years ago. He and Liam have both split with their wives, reportedly the Linda McCartney and Yoko Ono of their sibling rivalry, and now get along reasonably well.

But that doesn't mean the guys have become upstanding young gentlemen. Gallagher may be playing the music-biz game of talking to reporters on the phone; "Evelyn, I've heard so much about you!" he says, opening the conversation with a joking disarmer. But he's as sharp-tongued, opinionated, expletive-dependent (the fouler language has been deleted from this interview) and hilarious as ever.

"Haven't they gotten enough money?" he says when the subject of the Rolling Stones' upcoming tour is brought up. '[Expletive] Mick Jagger, 'Sir Mick.' What's all that about? How is he going to sing Street Fighting Man again? They were supposed to be the rebels. It's a betrayal of everything they stand for. They should be called the Rolling Thrones."

More than anything, Oasis is a band of the people; they're the kind of lads you find at the local pub. In this day of monarch-kissing pop stars bowing down at the jubilee, royalty remains their nemesis: "We're worse, we have a queen!" Noel says in the middle of a rant about American foreign policy. The idea of the lead singer of "the greatest rock band there ever was" getting knighted makes Gallagher sick. So does the thought of the Stones still trotting out new songs, as if they were still musically relevant.

"Are you going to go listen to their new album?" he asks rhetorically. "At the point they start playing whatever, will you be buying a hamburger? Because I know I will. When you go to see the Rolling Stones, you want to hear all the classics. After Steel Wheels, it's all about money. And it's wrong."

Of course, that beggars the question: Do Oasis fans want to hear anything not from the band's first two albums, Definitely Maybe and (What's the Story) Morning Glory? Has Gallagher already outlived his own cultural moment?

"I was past it about three years ago," he says, then laughs. "I'm being irreverent. At the age of 40, I'll have a look around and take stock. And then I'll probably just carry on.

"When I'm on stage if the crowd is particularly young, I do feel quite uneasy. I don't feel too old just yet, in about five years maybe. But then again, as long as I can keep my hair . . . ."

NEW SPIRIT

Oasis found new life on Heathen in part by reaching outside Noel's bag of tricks and including songs by Liam, bassist Gem Archer and guitarist Andy Bell (drummer Alan White is the fifth member). The name indicates the band is once again tapping zeitgeist; Bowie's latest album is named Heathen Chemistry.

"Heathens believe in existence and very little else," Gallagher says. "I just believe in existence to the end. Then after that, who knows."

Gallagher does see Oasis as being the last of a dying breed.

HOOKED ON '60S

"We're from the last generation who are scarily obsessed by the '60s," he says. "What happened to us, or in the '60s, that makes us so obsessed about it? 'Cause no matter what anyone says, that's when the best music was."

Gallagher says that even if Oasis hadn't self-destructed, they would probably never have become American superstars.

"To be that successful in America, you've got to please a lot of [jerks], shake a lot of people's hands. It's a corporate country in which you live; we didn't understand all that. I will meet the record company people but not his wife and kids. To get to No. 1 in America, you have to play the game." Even relatively sober, Oasis can't quite play the game. But at least this time around, they can play the shows.

"We all feel better. We want to do well for ourselves not for anybody else. I've seen every hotel bar in America, and I've sat up in all of them till 7 o'clock in the morning. I can't really be bothered doing that again. There just comes a point where I want to actually remember some of this. We just pick and choose our nights out now. instead of partying five nights a week, it's three."

(X)

[churropii]

Hooo boi, here I go-

So, because of my Invader Zim hype (that never went away, it just rested deep inside my heart) I remade my old IZ OC! Yes, I had an OC. Yes, she is my baby girl and I love her so much anyway- Her old name was Tia, and she looked... very different. But here she is, in all her new glory!

So... Meet Biz!

She's a high-rank Invader, was in training along with Zim and suprise, suprise, she fell in love with him. She has.. Very murderous tendencies, but is shy and kind-hearted over all. Biz is a head taller than Zim, and she was sent to Earth to help him. Mostly to get him out of the Tallests faces and because she kinda begged to go to him because she missed him-

Her SIR unit is called Tia, and I have yet to actually design them, so... Yeah. That's that. Uhm, they're great friends with Gir! Yeah.

She sees Zim as her tiny, yelling husband and kinda feels the need to protect him because he's shorter and keeps getting his butt into trouble. And Zim really admires his tall, amazing mate?? They love eachother so much, wowie- (I'm sorry okay, but years of held back love for Zim is taking it's tool an me and I just want him to have a happy life and good relationship, so I'm giving it to him mYSELF-)

Her main human disguise is a 12 year old, kinda emo girl that loves space. She has a mother, 2 siblings (All fake, of course) and her siamese cat, Tia. Biz gets along good with Dib and Gaz. Dib doesn't suspect her... That much. She tends to stick to Zims side and kinda talks in his slang about humans and human things but other than that is rather careful with how she acts around the Membrane siblings.

Biz also really admires Professor Membrane. Because, wow, a tall, smart and really important human?? Very good.