#Can't be a starter of mine without Kew being stupid and getting the crap kicked out of him

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@valorandheart​ has run into the Ravager

It was high noon when the Ravager climbed up to the tippy-top of the highest hill he had seen in the area. Or that he'd ever seen! On the greenest grass he'd ever seen, below the brightest and bluest sky! ... This was the first he was seeing of all those things, but fuck it, this is such a beautiful place that it's worth the compliments! This must be the human world! He'd been told how unfathomably gorgeous and bright it was, but it was nothing compared to seeing it in person.

He'd practically sprinted up the grassy hill, finding himself panting as he overlooked a human town below. Did he know where he was? Of course not! Who cares!? He could smell all the humans down there, and couldn't wait to see a live human for the first time! Did they look any different? Act different? He had to know! Bursting into a sprint again, the devil ran down the hill towards the village.

At least, until he stubbed his toe on a rock and wound up tumbling the rest of the way instead.

"GAK-GWUF-GRK-ACK-GAH-GUFF-FFWA--!!"

It took several minutes before the devil finally rolled to a stop, covered in dirt and grass stains. Ugggghhh... Hahahaaaa, even getting hurt feels better on the human world~! Where the hell is he now...? There's a house nearby... and a fence with a big-ass hole in it. Oh dear, did he do that?

Unbeknownst to Kew, he’d just smashed his way into the backyard of a certain shy teenager...