#Dazza isn't there anymore because his player went 'it's been five months see ya'

[golddeneyes]

Hey Everybody! GolddenEyes here to tell you that after FIVE MONTHS the first episode of my famine campaign, Hack The Planet, is ready to go! In this episode, the players are in the “Eternal daydream” nightclub, trying to prove that even a group of people who met on a line can be cool. The party consists of:

Oto M. Denwa, played by @ballastmcgee is the disc Jockey of the local radio show “Otomatic supersonic radio hour!” His epithet, coincidentally, happens to BE radio, which has been guessed over 1,500 times live on air. He’s here to meet the hottest new artists to keep his fans in the loop of the music world.

His co-worker, played by Gnome Overlord, is Melodia Tyrannia, also know as the self proclaimed Sailor Mel, is a wannabe hero and rock star from the ocean trying (And, frankly, failing) to make it big on the surface! Since arriving here, she’s taken quite a liking to electric guitar and crappy reality TV shows.

Fellow weab Jabril “Jabs” Isokel, played by @cocomere is a bouncer at a less cool club, pro bodybuilder hopeful, and hardcore magical girl fan. She cosplays in her spare time, but not very well.

And finally there’s Ytho, playing Gerald Wellingotn, a 14 year old snob child of the “Prestigious Wellington Family” whose best personality traits are being very punchable, and being able to bribe his party mates. (But not necessarily being able to bribe his party mates to not punch him.)

My co-GM is JuniperJams, and my cameraman is @axiskae. You can catch this episode on my twitch channel this Saturday, July 7th, 2018, with an expected start time of 12:30 PM EST. Hope to see you there!

(Wanna get to know these characters a little bit better? Watch the roleplay session 0 right here: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/230644770 )