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i watched a romcom movie i hadn’t seen before this afternoon (book of love) and it reminded me how much i typically freaking hate the “oh no, we’ve had a misunderstanding and we’re breaking up!” beat in a romcom narrative -- i’m just so tired of it, it’s just so exhaustingly inevitable and they’re always being stupid, i hate it -- and then also how much i love literally every detail of how it’s done in ideal home

so i guess i don’t inherently hate that story beat, just how routine and dull it feels unless you’re really earning the right to do it

#paul would cut his heart out of his chest for erasmus he'd die so that he would live and he thinks erasmus knows that and it doesn't matter #it DOES matter!#paul's going to the rachael ray show!!#erasmus's sparkly eyes crying depressed in bed in the dark!!!#'you can have all these bags and things.' 'good. because they're mine.'#'did you get a spray tan?' 'no'#ERASMUS DOESN'T CARE ABOUT THE EFFING TILE GUY #throwing himself at the windshield and sliding excruciatingly down it after begging paul to stay and professing his love!#SUFJAN STEVENS AIRPORT HEARTBREAK MONTAGE FT. SPICY HOT ERASMUS BOOK COVER!!!#paul turning around and going back home!!!!!!#the HIKINg the RESTAURANT DANCINGGGGGGGG #... i realize i'm just describing this movie beat by beat #but honestly #it's just rich with delightful and heart-wrenching detail every step of the my-least-favorite-romcom-beat way #so thank u to this movie for being flawless 2 me #also i think i might have this movie legitimately burned into my brain #like not the exact dialogue but i'm almost there mateys #dollsome's deep thoughts

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