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Critical Role, Campaign 3 Episode 59

Okay, so cliffhanger payoff time, then? Where did they jump to? What's happening? Are they okay? Or are we winding back the clock? Are we FINALLY going back to the other three? I've been so worried for WEEKS now ... honestly I'm desperate to know what's happening with Imogen and Co after Matt pulled THAT CLIFFHANGER but ... yeah, part of me REALLY needs to finally know if the others are okay too ...

But first ... the intro ... oh the nerves of the WAIT ...

Sam ... what the hell, man? Dear gods what is WRONG with you? Oh, a reveal? Ah ... yeah ... okay then ... WHAT?!!!

"Swollen Riegel" ... (snort)

Yes, Candela Obscura is COMING!!! Cool ... looking forward to THAT one ...

Travis sending Sam away from the table for being too distracting is so on point ...

Okay, so here we go ...

"With THIS half oh Bells Hells" ... oh? OH?!!! Is it? Is this it, then?

Yes! It's them! Finally! But also AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! How are they gonna handle this now they're missing the others? Especially LAUDNA?!!! O.O

Damn ... Liam rolling sweet AGAIN, how I've missed that ...

Marisha: "I've got the maps now, bitch!" XD

Compass points and landmarks ... hmmm ... so where are they? 18 is a good History roll ... oh, so there are THREE possibilities here, then ... but ... hmmmmm ... so they ARE on a different continent ...

Issylra? Hmmmm ...

Trying to hear Imogen ... nothing ... oh gods, Laudna, hang in there! She's okay! We promise! If I could hug you I would.

TWO sending stones? Hmmmmm ... let's see how THIS goes ... ah shit, not the D100 again ...

Trying AGAIN?!!! Oh boy ... and ANOTHER roll ... crap ... DON'T DROP IT!!! Oh man ...

Ashton has a little giggly tantrum ... yeah ...

And Laudna can't get hold of ANYBODY ... gods this is PAINFUL even though we already KNOW they're okay ... man ...

Pate ... at least there's a little creepy adorable comic relief to be had ... "miniature drone VR experience" ... lovely.

Clearly DOWN is not an option, then ...

Up is forest ... yup, looks better. Go that way.

Hard climb, though ... hmmm ... Laudna's Featherfall as a safeguard is SMART, as well as the Immovable Rod ... oh, and Ashton has his fancy Earth Genasi advantages too ...

GEYSERS?!!! SERIOUSLY, MATTHEW?!!! COME ON!!!

Oh fuck yeah ... Laudna REALLY needs to stay away from THAT shit ...

Oh no ... something MOVING?!!! Right now? Nooooooo ...

And Marisha has completely forgotten about her Spiderclimb ... "I haven't played this character in MONTHS!!!" No shit!

A guest? Already? Wait .. AIMEE!!! OMG!!!

She's talking like a New Yorker from the Heights ... a dwarf? Oooh ... oh, she a total punky VAVAVOOM dwarf ... cute ... yes, VERY cute! I like her already.

"Just don't" ... yeah. XD Never get too much if that.

Help them up, help them up! Liam: "I start hauling you up with my massive halfling muscles."

Mona. But probably not. Hmmm ...

Laudna relocating her knee in such a matter of fact way is just ...

Waaaaaaaaiiitttt ... oh my GOD ... does this mean that ALL the Ruidusborn have just been bounced around in all kinds of new places by this mess?

He left her AT THE ALTAR?!!! The bastard!

Climbing on as a foursome ... oh thank fuck THAT'S over snd done with ...

She has booze! Nice! Just perfect!

Ashton: "How are you feeling, now we're no longer hanging off a cliff." Laudna: "Oh, I still feel like I'm hanging off a cliff, in my head."

Wow ... this place sounds like it's probably REALLY NICE in the day ... and they STILL don't know where they are ...

"What YEAR is it?" And none of them actually KNOW that to begin with ... XD

"Grassy knoll"? (snort)

So no real time has passed ... phew ...

Mona meets Pate ... here we go ...

Laudna: "Behave yourself." Mona: "Yeah, eyes up here." Pate: "I don't have eyes."

There's a leyline nexus point up ahead? Intriguing ... and there's a town up there too ... yes, go there! Civilisation! That's what you need ...

BIIIIIIIIIIIIIG fucking mountain ... Nice landmark ... but not enough to point them to where they are yet ...

An ocean? Hmmmmm ...

Pass Without A Trace so they don't have to go slow ... Aimee (in a bad Aussie accent): "Let's do some bad math ..." Matt: "Bad METH?!!!" XD

Campfire? There's a fire ... hmmm ... what's all this then? Matt: "The saddest little campfire you've ever seen."

Pate being sneaky on his scout ... hmmm ... a cart ... and some kind of an elk? Hmmmm again ...

Liam makes a Princess Mononoke reference ... :3 I love these geeks so much ...

Heading in to introduce themselves ...

Another new guest ... here we go ...

And they're just SHOOTING THEIR CROSSBOW blindly off into the darkness! Oh dear ...

Wow, this guy is REALLY skittish ...

A half-elf, really skinny one ... oh yes, TOTAL nerd type. Yup.

Spells? He's got SPELLS?!!! A LIGHTNING BOLT?!!! AT FIFTH LEVEL?!!! REALLY?!!! TEN D6s? Bloody hell ... 47 points of lightning damage to Mona? Halved af least, but STILL ...

Everybody CHILL!!!

And then Laudna just shoots an Eldritch Blast warning shot ... oh dear ... oh, truce? Okay ...

Fucking hell, and they have NO HEALERS right now ... oh HE HAS Cure Wounds at least ... thank fuck ...

Bor'Dor Dog'Son? Hmmm ... to Laudna: "Are you dead?" Laudna: "Well it's ... complicated ..."

So he's from Wildemount? Hmmmm ... so HE'S been zapped somewhere too ... and he was looking after his sick brother too. Not good ...

So his magis powers are a NEW THING ... very suspect ... yes, that's just weird ...

Not a HUGE amount of food ... but Ashton has cheese, apparently. So ...

Oh yeah, I'm not even remotely surprised that Bor'Dor us creeped out by Pate ...

I FORGOT that they'd put people in the Hole ... yeah, they're now definitely DEAD ... hmmmm ...

Oh, wine? That's cool ...

The reindeer is named Ratchet ... yeah ...

There's something out there in the trees ... great ... we really don't need this right now ...

Yet again for Orym's freakishly high perception ...

Emily? A THIRD guest? Okay ...

"Greenpeace clipboard person"? An elf from the Shadowfell? Hmmmmm ... but a very geeky seeming one ... oh, she's strangely gothic but also NOT ... and she's CONDUCTING A SURVEY?!!! Wait ... she's COBALT SOUL?!!! Damn! Oh, they're a TRAINEE ...

A "sourceless" voice?

Mona's really name is Denise? What?

Weird ass talking book ... Dynios ... oh, it's a mage trapped in a book ... hmmm ...

So they got "Shunted" ... okay ...

Hahaha yeah ... "sassy book" ...

Orym (shouting into the trees): "Is there anyone else out there right now? Just wondering?"

Taking the survey then ... hmmmm ... this'll be a trip ...

Prism? Cute name. Cool ... I think she's completely adorable. :3

Yeah, crazy Orym acrobatics ...

Oh, so it's Deni$e ... yup ... that's about right.

Ah yes ... the "dead woman" in Laudna's head ... and here comes Pate ... oh boy ... "I'm Pate de Rolo, and I'm really horny." Oof ...

"How would you RATE YOUR EXPERIENCE with the Apogee Solstice?" Yeah ...

Something ELSE is coming now ... something DRAGGING ... okay ... that's probably not good ...

Yay! Form of Dread! Creepy plant woman nightmare visage! I love it! And it shares Bor'Dor so much he scream-pukes ... as something comes out of the forest ...

Matt: "And that's where we're gonna take a break!"

Liam: "We've been travelling with the Ring girl for months! He's brand new!" XD

Back again ... with "the Breakfast Club" ... XD

Prism has a RAVEN? Awww ... "Mother"? Hmmmm ...

Battlemap! Yes! Wow .... pretty ...

I love it ... instead of Sam's flask we now have Marisha's fan ... :3

Veiny vine creatures? Charming ...

ROLL INITIATIVE!!!

This is luke some freakish Poison Ivy minion stuff ...

Orym hacks (miss) and slashes (hit!) ...

Laudna: "Kill him with FIRE!!!" Firebolt! Yeah! 32 points of Fire Damage ... but these things are FURE RESISTANT?!!! But they're plants! "Ah ... fire ... fire may have FAILED!!! DON'T kill it with fire!"

Deni$e RAGES?!!! She's a barbarian! Nice! She boots it away ... and punts it RIGHT AT Bor'Dor! Oops ... time for payback! XD

Now ASHTON Rages too! Yay ... fancy mystical trippy Raging! Nice ... BOOM!!! And a WORMHOLE STRIKE?!!! Awesome ...

Fuck! Additional sneaky surprise angry flower attacks! Not fair! 14 points of poison damage ... from ONE strike? Double not fair!

Laudna throws Silvery Barbs to try and save Bor'Dor from getting battered ... nuts, no joy! Ouch ...

Riposte? Cool ... AND he gets to SAVE himself after all ... or not ... NO!!! Orym gets battered ...

Prism trying her magic FOR THE FIRST TIME?!!! Oh shit ... Steel Wind Strike? Cool ... holy shit and SHE CRITS on her first hit! AND her second! Bloody hell ... 29 TWICE?!!! 58 points of damage! Fucking hell ... AND SHE GETS THE HDYWTDT!!!

Prism: "How's that for a field test? Because they're plant's, right?" Laudna: "The best jokes are the ones you have to explain!"

Bor'Dor is terrified and gets thd chills as he freezes ... but instead accidentally makes some kind of crazy ice attack! Ray if Frist! Cool ... 14 points of Freezing damage! Sweet!

And then he curls up into a tiny non-threatening ball ... awwwwwww ...

Orym pulls a Bait and Switch with him and goes on the attack! Miss ... boo! Then HIT! Nice ... Action Surge! Yes!

Wither and Bloom! Yesssssss ... Laudna trashes the remaining creatures and gives the hit dice back to Orym! Cool ...

Yes! Dwarves have poison resistance! Sweet! Deni$e swings and hits HARD!!! Added sneaky attack for the win! Sweet! And then she trips the fucker up with her whip! Nice ...

Ashton hits it while it's down! 12 damage on the first hit, 15 on the second ... and he knocks it away into the cart too ... oh yeah, the cart is TRASHED!!! Oops ...

Aimee: "It's not demoralised?" Matt: "Oh, I've been demoralised many times in my life and still stood up."

This nasty fucking thing can HEAL ITSELF by eating the rottng corpses it's devoured ... yuck ...

Fuck! Orym has just been SWALLOWED?!!!

Prism sends Dynios into the thing and uses Dimension Door to teleport him back out again! Orym is IMMEDIATELY saved ... that was AWESOME!!!

Prism: "How's THAT for a field test?" Liam (laughing): "Not another bad joke but THE SAME ONE!!!"

The stench overpowers Bor'Dor and he just PUKES again ... Matt: You can get up snd move, you know." Utkarsh: "Nah." Matt: "I respect that!" XD So he LIGHTNING BOLTS the fucker ...

More awesome Orym acrobatics! Nice ... First hit misses but second hits HARD!!! 17 points of damage ... and it's the HDYWTDT!!! Yay!

Laudna pulls Chill Touch on the last one. And then two Eldritch Blasts! POW POW!!! Sweet ...

Deni$e inflicts 34 points of slashing damage ... but she's also poisoned! Aaaaargh ... oof ... charming ... and yet she STILL gets the HDYWTDT!!! Wow! She full on DOMINATRIX attacks this thing with her whip and just KILLS the fucker. I love it ... XD

Laudna skitters over to Bor'Dor in THE SCARIEST WAY ... "Are you okay?" Seriously?

Ashton and Deni$e are immediately bonding now over both being total badasses. :3

Laudna: "You don't have to be so abrasive!" Pate: "I don't know how else to be! You made me like this!"

Ashton is correct, an exploding glyph at THE MOUTH OF A CAVE is a BAD idea ...

Sheep are QUIET animals? What sheep have YOU been hanging around, mate? Liam: "The other group did goats, we can't do that too!"

Oh god ... creepy booby-trap talking corpses ... this is so fucked up ... and it keeps getting worse with EACH new suggestion ... this is turning into a nightmarish freakshow ...

Discussing what happened at the Solstice ... and Prism knows all about Ludinus because she's Cobalt Soul ...

The old question again, what are they coming next?

Bor'Dor has to keep checking the tag on his potato sack to remember where he's from ... XD It's quite adorable in a really pathetic way.

Liam joking that the corpses are very much like the animatronic Presidents at Disney Land ... LOL

Wow ... is Bor'Dor and Prism staying up on watch turning into a meet-cute? I mean they're both so adorably dweeby ... :3

Next watch is Ashton and Laudna ... here we go ... am I gonna cry now?

Ashton: "This us what we do, we bring everybody back. There is no failure in this." Whoo ... that is one HARDCORE PROMISE, Greymoore.

Laudna sends Pate go find Ratchet again.

Deni$e knows Gilmour ... wait ... DARIAX?!!! He's on a wanted poster? ORYM'S on a wanted poster? So SHE knows Dariax? Holy fuck ... HE is the ex? Bloody hell ... O.O

Orym: "What I'm SUPPOSED to say us we're gonna find our friends and sort this out. But I'm having a tough time believing that."

Waking up ...

Prism suggesting CRAFTING a Sending Spell ... hmmmm ... I am NOT confident about that right now ...

Breathtaking view ...

The Ascendant Bridge Mountain ... the Sunderpeak Valley ... oh, Vasselheim? Wow ... they are FUCKING FAR AWAY INDEED ...

Orym: "It's not an imaginary horse, it's an IMAGINARY imaginary horse."

Heading for the town, then. Slogging away chewing jerky.

Matt: "And THAT'S where we're gonna end it for tonight."

New group to continue for the foreseeable, then ... and I LIKE them ...

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