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yarnings · 4 months

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Look, I'm not a fan of the "well of course women are scared of men, they're dangerous!" subtext, but before I tell you who I'd rather be in the woods with, can you let me know what kind of bear we're talking about? Because the bears that I would have a chance of running in to in the woods IRL are black bears. Hell yes I'll take that over a completely random man. (I'm aware of predatory black bears. But look at the odds.)

But if we're talking a polar bear? I'll take my chances with Colonel Williams or Paul Bernado in that case.

#Grizzly bear... depends on what kind of man we're talking about #a regular one?#go for him #could be anyone even including various outliers?#still the human #unless you're definitely going to pick from the scary subgroups for the human #in which case I'll go for the grizzly

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