#He's basically if Bertie Wooster was psychic Italian and depressed | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

sophiamcdougall · 1 year

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Oh my God Commissario Ricciardi, you hapless English homosexual trapped in the body of a straight Italian, how are you still prissing your way across Naples, repressing so hard that when yet another hot aristocratic lady is like "would you hold this for a second? It's my underwear" you're like "why far be it from me not to help you with that completely random and totally platonic problem you're having."

#Ricciardi/alexithymia OTP!#He's basically if Bertie Wooster was psychic Italian and depressed #dude you can SAY 'I've started seeing someone actually she's called Enrica'#to both fascists who NOT UNREASONABLY think you're gay AND contessas trying to get into your pants #not everything is an 'i see ghosts' secret #does he even know what sex is did Rosa die before giving him the talk #il commissario ricciardi #inspector ricciardi #YOU CAN WATCH THIS WITH ENGLISH SUBTITLES ON MY4 #laugh at this ridiculous man with me #he is extremely pretty and his hair gets better in s2

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