#Hello I'm Mixtus Ache‚ Keeps Ache‚ and i'll keep you from balding!
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just remembered that one time i got last-named on the internet and i my brain broke for like 15 seconds while i tried to figure out who they were trying to summon with 'Ache'
#just me hi#yea i have a last name here. but Whye would you choose to use that one hfhvshf#like i've never been last-named irl before i didn't know how to react hfhsv#i completely forgot the Ache was even here. sure it's There but it's not There-There ykno?#genuinely confused. 'who................................... do they want my father........................................ guess not... lol#i think about it every blue moon#Hello I'm Mixtus Ache and I'm going to do things that people with last names do. Like... Taxes#Don't use my first name‚ that's disrespectful! But Also don't google me#(imagine i'm wearing a fake mustache and strutting funny)#I'm -#/actually went to google Keeps and i forgot that was a hair thing hfhvhfsajvfvhjsv#Hello I'm Mixtus Ache‚ Keeps Ache‚ and i'll keep you from balding!#Sure it might hurt‚ but they say beauty's pain! [manually installs new hair]#[with power tools]#[a man walks in bald and walks out looking like a majestic highland cow]#Kall in for Keeps :)#//okay no more goofin i'm going to draw!! [<- different kind of goofin]
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