#I ALREADY FACED DEATH. LIKE FOUR TIMES. I AIN'T SCARED NO MORE YOU TINY LITTLE- FU CK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

moonraccoon-exe · 6 years

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Me, today playing HZD: Imma go into this cauldron called ‘zeta’. What’s the worst that can happen? :)

Me, ten minutes later, running in circles and shooting blindly: *SHRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

#I mean i don't know what i was expecting when the entrance was being watched by GODDAMN STALKERS #and then i was like hey i'm not finding any enemies? and then i got to the room that would normally take like 15 minutes to find #and i was like AW SWEET I AM THE MASTER I KNEW THIS WOULD BE A QUICK CAULDRON <3 #then i saw the thunderjawbreaker (that's the english name right?) and i sorta #peed my pants. mentally of course #gods it took me SO LONG TO BEAT IT AND SO MANY TRIES I'M EMBARRASSED #and it wasn't my weapons what got it but my skills. Had to shoot down its blaster things to use them against it OTL #it was hilarious because it didn't occur to me until like the fourth attempt and first time i did it i was screeching and in panic the whole #time so i was really just *HURRIEDLY GRABS THE BLASTER* *SHRIEKS* *TURNS AROUND AND STARTS SHOOTING AT THE SAME TIME #WHILE STILL SHRIEKING* *MISSES LIKE 5 HITS BECAUSE I'M NOT EVEN SEEING I'M IN PANIC PLEASE HELP PLEASE STOP STOOOOOOOOOOOOOP'#so i wasted the blaster's ammo lol. So Icouldn't beat it OTL #but the next round WAS MY ROUND BABY I WAS LIKE AH NO NO /FUCK YOU/ NOW I'M GONNA SEE WHERE I'M SHOOTING #I ALREADY FACED DEATH. LIKE FOUR TIMES. I AIN'T SCARED NO MORE YOU TINY LITTLE- FU CK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU #and I totally AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACED IT AYE KABOOM #and honestly the rewards? so worth it! I get to control the most dangerous machines? I get to control MOLES!??!?!?!?#FUCK YEAH I AM THE SHIT #...new question however is how the FUCK i'm going to EVER IN MY LIFE get close enough to a mole without dying #fuck. maybe this was just useless lmao askdjfklg jadgk adgklj #nah man i can do it. Imma get close to a mole and FUCK ITS SYSTEM #i feel like swearing to day i'm sorry ;w;#coontalks

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