#I apologize for putting off these mod letters. I'll try to get myself together

[askaceattorney]

Dear Dawsongfg,

Chief Mod Edgeworth: You were around last year, yes? Then, you know how I and the other mods feel about politics and Controversial topics. This is also part of the rules 

Putting up a warning won’t do you any good if it’s above an M or R rating. They will be deleted. Putting a random image like that in this doesn’t make it funny or edgy. It comes straight out of nowhere and can come off as offensive at worst. 

The reason I included a censor warning isn’t so you can place edgey, controversial or borderline xenophobia that you gifted us with in a separate letter. I assume all of you have the common sense to know those aren’t tolerated in any capacity. The reason we require a censor warning for letters that are rated M or R is because the people that read/write letters here and one of the mods here is a MINOR... yes, one of the mods here is a minor. The censor warnings help them and the minors that follow our blog know what they’re about to get into. They’re not a Jackass Free card. If I see more of this, I am deleting them with or without the censor warnings. Use them to respect those under the age of 18, not to be a jackass.

(Referenced Letter)

Dear Kumalala Savesta,

Chief Mod Edgeworth: I usually use “Dear Jerk” when Athena is talking to Apollo. Sometimes it’s to Anthony, but... eh?

(Video - Warning: swearing and sexual words)

Dear Dawsongfg,

Chief Mod Edgeworth: Ugh! YouTube Poops are annoying as heck!

Dear Anonymous,

Chief Mod Edgeworth: Hahahaha that’s funny. 

(Referenced Essay)

Dear Guquis,

Co-Mod: Yep!  Thanks for pointing that out.  That’s what I get for being so wordy, I guess.

(Referenced Letter)

Dear Dawsongfg,

Chief Mod Edgeworth: Thanks, but we’ve got plenty of it here. 

Dear Dawsongfg,

Chief Mod Edgeworth: That’s what I thought.

Dear Miraz van Nohrr,

Chief Mod Edgeworth: For one, Dawsongfg isn’t posting a ridiculous amount of spam letters like before. A few of those that wrote letters to this site no longer do or as frequently. Beyond that, your guess is as good as mine.

Dear Dawsongfg,

Mod Justice: Dude, I have never owned a Wii U in my entire life. How could I have played that game without it? I specifically talked about the remasters because of that fact.

(Seriously, take a hint every once in awhile, dude.)

Dear Anonymous,

Mod Justice:

Regarding the last letter in this string: KEEP THIS GODDAMN FILTH OUT OF THE [censored]-ING INBOX NEXT TIME.

(Damn pervs...)

Chief Mod Edgeworth:

 Why is it that every time someone references that video, the cameo of less than five seconds is the first thing that comes to mind? The only thing I remember from that is Phoenix and Edgeworth bickering like children.

(Referenced Letter)

Dear BDC,

Chief Mod Edgeworth: Meh, close to it.

(Referenced Link)

Dear Miraz van Nohrr,

Chief Mod Edgeworth: We actually did during the 20th Anniversary last year. I’ll leave you the link right here.

(Referenced Letter)

Dear Anonymous,

Chief Mod Edgeworth: Since this was on the bottom of the inbox, I had to search for the previous mod letters sent based on the date given. 

It’s fine. The emails are now shown and thanks to that I now know the emails of each letter sent. So, case closed I guess?

- The Mods