#I enjoy poking fun at Ahzrukhal's name. it's stupid and self righteous as fuck

[staticymaticyyourlifeisatravesty]

I know a popular theory is that the Lone Wanderer becomes the Courier, but what if it's Charon that's the Courier? I mean he sort of fits, considering we don't know jack shit about what happens to him after Fallout 3 to my knowledge, and honestly you can't tell me that man isn't unhinged enough to both punch a Deathclaw in the face, and kill a super mutant with a pen knife.

And getting shot in the face at point blank range is going to fuck with some mental facilities to the point that Charon could straight up just be like "contract? You mean the one where I supposedly get paid if I deliver this chip?"

"No, I mean the one that caused to work for Ahzrukhal and that vault dweller."

"That is a rather horrid name. I think I would recall working with a vaultie, or this Ahzrukhal."

Anyway, that's my theory that may spawn hideous amounts of plot bunnies. So many plots, so little focus.