#I have way more alligator striker HC's

[helluvashitposter]

Everyone: STRIKER IS A SHARK HYBRID, STRIKER IS RELATED TO MOXXIE

Me: Okay but please consider...Alligator hybrid? 👀

LET'S THINK ABOUT IT FOR A SECOND GUYS:

He has the spikes along the tail going on just like any gator would, just look at them!

This boy took a stab through the back, got tossed around and literally set on fire, now tell me: What reptilian do we know is a damn tank like that?

AND, AND: Feral alligator eyes, going skinny and slant when they go into feral mode!

And y'all know alligators can both hiss and growl, right? I want you guys to go back to the harvest festival episode, listen to the noises Strike makes towards the end of the episode and tell me exactly what that mixture of a growl and hiss makes you think of 👀

Plus with the wrath kingdom seeming to have more reptilian residents, it just makes it more perfect that one of his parents could have been a gator but he just inherited more snake features, I mean look at this man's jaw line, he got the chomps chomps that could grab a bitch and never let go as he spins them about, and everyone knows Alligators are like top tier hunters man! I'm just saying!

Now if you'll cuse me, I'm gonna imagine Striker floating above water like a gator, head empty